What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 226

monster · 03-29-2011, 11:47 AM

TPS Report clean-up in the mild irritation department!

glatt · 03-29-2011, 11:49 AM

If you have stapled documents going into a 3 ring binder, the staples need to be vertical so the pages can be turned. It's still awkward putting stapled docs into a 3-ring binder, but if you angle the staples it would be impossible.

infinite monkey · 03-29-2011, 11:52 AM

Well, I wouldn't PUT stapled docs into a three ring binder. I would remove the staples and, if necessary, put clear plastic dividers between the docs that need to stay together. I mean, COME ON, stapled papers in a binder? Why for?

infinite monkey · 03-29-2011, 11:53 AM

I'm having an anxiety attack thinking of glatt's vertical staples.

jimhelm · 03-29-2011, 11:53 AM

I want to staple some of my salesmen's heads to their desks for the staple abuses they perpetrate. Or at least fill their staplers with Mayo.

plthijinx · 03-29-2011, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Really, plt? I love heights. Fun and scary...scary fun!

How do you get beyond that when flying? Especially small planes? Do you just concentrate on the job at hand?

Flying is different. Much like driving a car. Your enclosed and strapped in. Standing on the edge of a platform way up there gives me the heebie jeebies!

plthijinx · 03-29-2011, 03:24 PM

ok....safe at home now. here are a few pics of what gave me the heebiejeebies....the cab was cool though. had a car stereo in it that sounds better than my truck does! that is my truck there btw....

plthijinx · 03-29-2011, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

I want to staple some of my salesmen's heads to their desks for the staple abuses they perpetrate. Or at least fill their staplers with Mayo.

nah, whatcha do is this...if their door handle on their truck/car is recessed, you know where you stick your fingers up and in to open the door, take bean dip and a putty knife and fill the handle with said bean dip. they won't see it and when they go to open their door? the look on their face is PRICELESS!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

infinite monkey · 03-29-2011, 03:27 PM

Fun! I mean, heights give me the willies, but not in a really scared way. Spiders and other crawlies, those are my fears. Being nervous about heights makes a hell of a lot more sense than being afraid of spiders!

infinite monkey · 03-29-2011, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

nah, whatcha do is this...if their door handle on their truck/car is recessed, you know where you stick your fingers up and in to open the door, take bean dip and a putty knife and fill the handle with said bean dip. they won't see it and when they go to open their door? the look on their face is PRICELESS!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I skimmed this and thought you were telling him to fill spaces in their heads (like a hollowed out temple) with bean dip.

I should go now.

Tulip · 03-29-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

ok....safe at home now. here are a few pics of what gave me the heebiejeebies....the cab was cool though. had a car stereo in it that sounds better than my truck does! that is my truck there btw....

So, which part scares you? Not the cab, I know. the second or third picture?

plthijinx · 03-29-2011, 05:35 PM

both

plthijinx · 03-29-2011, 05:50 PM

oh now the third pic? after i took it, i was turning around, deathly afraid of falling or dropping my phone. i could have puked i was so scared.

zippyt · 03-29-2011, 07:22 PM

Yer what 20-30 feet off the ground ??
Ill drag my camera along this week and get some Pics ,
im working a shut down at a Steel mill ,'2 scales are about 75-80 ft up

HungLikeJesus · 03-29-2011, 09:18 PM

How do they get the trucks up there?

03-29-2011, 11:47 AM	#3376
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03-29-2011, 11:53 AM	#3380
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03-29-2011, 03:24 PM	#3382
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	ok....safe at home now. here are a few pics of what gave me the heebiejeebies....the cab was cool though. had a car stereo in it that sounds better than my truck does! that is my truck there btw.... Attached Images __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

03-29-2011, 05:35 PM	#3387
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	both __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

03-29-2011, 05:50 PM	#3388
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	oh now the third pic? after i took it, i was turning around, deathly afraid of falling or dropping my phone. i could have puked i was so scared. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

03-29-2011, 11:49 AM	#3377
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	If you have stapled documents going into a 3 ring binder, the staples need to be vertical so the pages can be turned. It's still awkward putting stapled docs into a 3-ring binder, but if you angle the staples it would be impossible.

03-29-2011, 11:52 AM	#3378
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Well, I wouldn't PUT stapled docs into a three ring binder. I would remove the staples and, if necessary, put clear plastic dividers between the docs that need to stay together. I mean, COME ON, stapled papers in a binder? Why for?

03-29-2011, 11:53 AM	#3379
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm having an anxiety attack thinking of glatt's vertical staples.

03-29-2011, 03:27 PM	#3384
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Fun! I mean, heights give me the willies, but not in a really scared way. Spiders and other crawlies, those are my fears. Being nervous about heights makes a hell of a lot more sense than being afraid of spiders!

03-29-2011, 07:22 PM	#3389
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Yer what 20-30 feet off the ground ?? Ill drag my camera along this week and get some Pics , im working a shut down at a Steel mill ,'2 scales are about 75-80 ft up __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-29-2011, 09:18 PM	#3390
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	How do they get the trucks up there? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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