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View Poll Results: The Cellar Burger Includes......
One beef patty 13 46.43%
Two beef patties 14 50.00%
Three beef patties 0 0%
A vegetarian patty 1 3.57%
American cheese 5 17.86%
Cheddar Cheese 12 42.86%
Swiss Cheese 5 17.86%
Blue cheese 7 25.00%
Bacon 22 78.57%
Extra Bacon 10 35.71%
Lettuce 18 64.29%
Tomato 19 67.86%
Raw Onion 8 28.57%
Cooked Onion 10 35.71%
Mushrooms 9 32.14%
Ketchup 14 50.00%
Mustard 10 35.71%
Mayo 13 46.43%
Pickle 11 39.29%
Fries 6 21.43%
Avocado 5 17.86%
Cucumber 1 3.57%
Chips/Crisps 1 3.57%
Egg 4 14.29%
Pineapple 2 7.14%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 04-20-2012, 10:09 PM   #1
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The Cellar Burger

Creat your ideal burger in the poll. The top 6 or so items will become The Cellar Burger. You are then challenged to create, photograph and post a Cellar Burger. You may then eat it.

The bun with be a bun of your choice and so not included in the poll.
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:58 PM   #2
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Awesome thread idea!
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:13 PM   #3
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Old 04-20-2012, 11:13 PM   #4
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I'm guessing it's me and Jim who went Bacon, Extra Bacon. (I would have picked Even More Bacon and All The Bacon, if they had been an options.)
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Old 04-21-2012, 12:01 AM   #5
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Twas zippeh.

Hit the numbers and you can see who voted for what
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Old 04-21-2012, 12:40 AM   #6
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Old 04-21-2012, 08:18 AM   #7
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What? No Beetroot? What madness and poverty is this?


I'm serious. When I say "burger with the lot" I want beetroot as well as pineapple.
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Old 04-21-2012, 08:32 AM   #8
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No provolone? Philistines.
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Old 04-21-2012, 08:32 AM   #9
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Living upside down affects the brain badly.
I know about beetroot in burgers from GBK's Kiwi.
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Beetroot, egg, pineapple, aged cheddar, salad, mayo & relish. If you want to help save the Kiwi add a 25p voluntary donation
I think only Antipodeans ever order them though

My selection would pretty much be my ideal burger. It doesn't exist naturally in the wild though. Same as my ideal pizza or breakfast. I'm always having to pay for things I don't want and ask for them to be taken off, or the things I would like aren't available as additional items (or work out ridiculously expensive).

We're not good at personalising orders in this country.
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Old 04-21-2012, 09:15 AM   #10
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I am disappointed at the poor showing of Egg so far. A burger with a fried egg on it is awesome.
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Old 04-21-2012, 09:23 AM   #11
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I could build a second burger and include egg quite happily.
But not with blue cheese.
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Old 04-21-2012, 09:31 AM   #12
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The term "extra bacon" is somewhat questionable. How can you put extra of something of which there is never enough in the first place? It's sort of like saying extra infinity. That maybe OK for the calculus wags but not really a practical everyday possibility.

cf: you can never have too much water in a nuclear reactor
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Old 04-21-2012, 10:17 AM   #13
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Double burger, swiss, bacon, extra bacon, ketchup, and pineapple.

I might have liked BBQ and steak sauces as well.

The pineapple, frankly, was an afterthought, but I do like the sweetness it imparts.

Perhaps if a dolph-ark were woven out of the bacon ...
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Old 04-21-2012, 11:58 AM   #14
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Next week, pizza........ all unloved and unusual toppings mentioned here will be fair game for pizza (up to 25)
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Old 04-21-2012, 05:45 PM   #15
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Yeah, I was looking for the beetroot. And the grated carrot.
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