09-01-2009, 11:03 AM | #301 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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They died waiting for it to be returned.
They would have put in a request for its return, but hey, they procrastinated. And now it's just too late. I hope you're happy.
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09-01-2009, 11:26 AM | #302 |
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you insensitive bitch -that book is currently due on 9/11
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09-01-2009, 11:30 AM | #303 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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09-01-2009, 11:47 AM | #304 |
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Why is Budweiser like making love in a canoe?
All I can figure is that nobody at Annheiser-Busch ever heard that joke, or that there is a disgruntled employee somewhere in Sea World's marketing display department. It doesn't quite show in the photo, but the canoe is filled with ice, Bud, and Bud Light.
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09-01-2009, 09:53 PM | #305 |
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Really? may I politely request a screenshot?
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09-01-2009, 10:29 PM | #306 |
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you'd better send flowers
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09-01-2009, 10:32 PM | #307 |
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that is funny, wolf.... but bud doesn't give me sand in places.....
in the UK that joke is just about american beer in general
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09-01-2009, 11:17 PM | #308 |
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Just ... perfect!
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09-01-2009, 11:22 PM | #309 |
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you doubted me?
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09-01-2009, 11:33 PM | #310 |
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I'm aware you are in possession of a literary license.
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09-01-2009, 11:43 PM | #311 |
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09-01-2009, 11:56 PM | #312 |
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Monnie, I am presently marking essays by ESL students. Please do not declare that you are disappoint to me.
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09-02-2009, 01:51 AM | #313 |
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fuck you. i lost a precious book on 9/11!
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09-02-2009, 06:53 AM | #314 |
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My next appointment with my family Doctor is on 9/11. Thinking about rescheduling.....
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