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01-25-2011, 01:46 PM | #31 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Yikes. What's it been, weeks since I've pissed?
That sample lends new meaning to 'dehydrated and you should drink more water!' (Yeah, maybe a little miffed for a minute, but you know me. Sensitive. I am good to people who wait on me, I realize this doesn't fit with the acerbic wit evidenced here...but I know glatt, and if i can't give you and him a ribbing who can I?) read: slight anxiety attack manifestation
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01-25-2011, 01:56 PM | #32 |
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ooo-errrrr she said "a good ribbing"
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01-25-2011, 02:00 PM | #33 | |
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01-25-2011, 02:02 PM | #34 |
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I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you...
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01-25-2011, 02:10 PM | #35 |
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01-25-2011, 02:44 PM | #36 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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01-26-2011, 05:55 AM | #37 |
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Or just say, "Can you direct me to the closest McDonald's? I'm just looking for a large coffee."
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01-26-2011, 07:35 AM | #38 |
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I went to MickeyD's a couple weekends ago, I needed breakfast badly, having drunk beer with friends as dinner the night before.
They didn't charge me for a small coffee. Lady said it was FREE. I was like "wait, whaaaaaa?" Coffee in our regular cafeterias isn't much cheaper than our on-campus Starbucks. They must have a coffee mark-up and profit like the jewelers...250 percent is reasonable.
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01-26-2011, 08:45 AM | #39 |
Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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01-26-2011, 08:48 AM | #40 |
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One little sausage biscuit. Plain. Best hangover breakfast besides an all out Awful Waffle rampage.
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01-26-2011, 03:58 PM | #41 |
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Went to McD's a few weeks ago. Took a while to place my drive-thru order, took a pretty long time to get my food handed to me. The reason? I counted five teenie-bopper employees at the front counter, every single one of them was texting on their cell. Along with the manager!! I rolled my eyes took my food and got out. At home, two miles away, my double cheeseburger had one piece o' meat. It was cold. The bun was hard. Fries were ancient. I went ballistic. Went back, went inside with my food, and went OFF on that stupid old hag manager. She wanted to set things right, I had none of it and demanded my refund, all $2.12. The manager gave me four dimes instead of two in my change and turned her back on me and walked away! I threw the two extra dimes at her but missed.
And that's why I drive to the McD's across town when I can't live without South American beef.
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01-26-2011, 06:33 PM | #42 |
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That just proves that 85% of all problems are directly traceable to cell phones.
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01-27-2011, 02:25 AM | #43 |
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01-27-2011, 12:05 PM | #44 |
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A stealth McD thread in Lego clothes.
Our Alhambra, CA store had "Over 9 million Sold" the first I remember. They served the most basic blob of something on a soggy bun. Proud to say that, despite begging by grandkids, I last stopped into one over 25 years ago. |
01-27-2011, 12:58 PM | #45 |
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If you tip Starbucks employees either at the counter or the drive-thru, do you also tip at McDonalds ? ??? ?
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