June 11, 2010: Good Kitty

xoxoxoBruce · 06-10-2010, 11:08 PM

Jamu like to be massaged and tickled, but likes "This little piggy" the best.

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If anyone else tried to play This Little Piggy with a fullygrown lion, they'd be in danger of going wee wee wee all the way to casualty.
But Alex Larenty, 40, from Chipping Norton, is a fearless and highly skilled animal handler at The Lion Park near Johannesburg and is in complete control of this situation.
The beast having its paw tickled is nine-year-old Jamu (weight 550lb). 'He loves it - it's his favourite game,' said Mr Larenty, a 50-year-old Briton who moved to Africa from Oxfordshire.

Remember, 550 lbs, so adjust your recipes accordingly.

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squirell nutkin · 06-11-2010, 12:55 AM

delirious lion

Trilby · 06-11-2010, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

delirious lion

Nice.

I don't see his wee-wee, but I DO see what looks like a tiny, fuzzy lion nut.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....lion nuts.....

ToastyOhs · 06-11-2010, 07:48 AM

Rohypnol: So you can get freaky with a lion

Sheldonrs · 06-11-2010, 08:21 AM

"This Little Piggy", the other white meat.

dmg1969 · 06-11-2010, 11:39 AM

I seem to remember someone else who played around with wild animals...

Glinda · 12-25-2010, 10:58 AM

Pish posh. Lions are easy. Look at me with this killer cat (taken a few weeks ago)...

See? Nothin' to it.

Kolbenfresser · 06-11-2010, 03:19 AM

Fearless, highly skilled, in complete control.
It sounds more like stupid, low skilled and complete bullshit.
And by the way: Where is the Jamus dick?

spudcon · 06-11-2010, 06:41 AM

Jamus has his dick where his toes are.

Trilby · 06-11-2010, 11:49 AM

^^^ if I said that wasn't funny, I'd be "lion" !

BigV · 06-11-2010, 01:04 PM

Adjust accordingly... riiiight. There's **NO WAY** that dude is 550 lbs. I don't think tartare even qualifies as a "recipe", chop (chomp?) and eat.

monster · 06-11-2010, 08:47 PM

They lied, he died -that's his embalmed corpse.

Lion Burgers

you will need:

Industrial forester's wood chipper
dead goat
unleashed hungry lion
Burger press
lots of time.

Turn chipper on, throw goat into chipper. wait a few seconds. make burgers

bluecuracao · 06-12-2010, 04:29 AM

The lioness behind them is thinking, "I can't believe I used to be into that weirdo toe freak."

eastepp · 12-23-2010, 07:14 PM

So Alex Larenty, 40, is a 50-year-old Briton...

jimhelm · 12-23-2010, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by eastepp

So Alex Larenty, 40, is a 50-year-old Briton...

It took the author a REALLY long time to write that article, OK?

06-11-2010, 12:55 AM	#2
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	delirious lion __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

06-11-2010, 08:21 AM	#5
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"This Little Piggy", the other white meat. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

06-11-2010, 11:39 AM	#6
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	I seem to remember someone else who played around with wild animals... __________________ Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

06-11-2010, 03:19 AM	#8
Kolbenfresser Wiseacre Emeritus Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Good old Germany Posts: 35	Fearless, highly skilled, in complete control. It sounds more like stupid, low skilled and complete bullshit. And by the way: Where is the Jamus dick? __________________ In cauda venenum.

06-11-2010, 06:41 AM	#9
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Jamus has his dick where his toes are. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

06-11-2010, 07:48 AM	#4
ToastyOhs Discontinued Breakfast Food Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Coastal Maine, USA Posts: 58	Rohypnol: So you can get freaky with a lion

12-25-2010, 10:58 AM	#7
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Pish posh. Lions are easy. Look at me with this killer cat (taken a few weeks ago)... See? Nothin' to it.

06-11-2010, 11:49 AM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	^^^ if I said that wasn't funny, I'd be "lion" ! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-11-2010, 01:04 PM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Adjust accordingly... riiiight. There's NO WAY that dude is 550 lbs. I don't think tartare even qualifies as a "recipe", chop (chomp?) and eat. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-11-2010, 08:47 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	They lied, he died -that's his embalmed corpse. Lion Burgers you will need: Industrial forester's wood chipper dead goat unleashed hungry lion Burger press lots of time. Turn chipper on, throw goat into chipper. wait a few seconds. make burgers __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-12-2010, 04:29 AM	#13
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	The lioness behind them is thinking, "I can't believe I used to be into that weirdo toe freak."

12-23-2010, 07:14 PM	#14
eastepp Neophyte-in-training Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3	So Alex Larenty, 40, is a 50-year-old Briton...

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