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Old 11-30-2007, 12:32 PM   #1
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December 1, 2007: Bottle X-ray

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An x-ray of a glass bottle lodged in a man's lower abdomen is seen at the Nishtar hospital in Multan November 21, 2007. A 60-year-old man came to the hospital to have the Pepsi bottle removed, which he said armed thieves had inserted in his anus before robbing him of two buffalos, Dr. Abdul Manan, a surgeon at the hospital, said.
The Web confirms that the hospital exists, and is in Pakistan.
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:42 PM   #2
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Years ago I stumbled upon a page of x-rays of men with foreign objects stuffed up their butts. It was an actual medical page, not what you might think. I've wished a few times I still had that link. Funny stuff.
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:50 PM   #3
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had inserted in his anus before robbing him of two buffalos
This is the wtf part!
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:56 PM   #4
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Complete bastards to do that with a Pepsi bottle.
Don't they know that (buffalo) wings go better with Coke???
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Old 11-30-2007, 01:01 PM   #5
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Don't they know that (buffalo) wings go better with Coke???
Actually, ferraris and hot women go better with coke.
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Old 11-30-2007, 01:46 PM   #6
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A 60-year-old man came to the hospital to have the Pepsi bottle removed, which he said armed thieves had inserted in his anus before robbing him of two buffalos,
Or...

He paid the armed (with a Pepsi bottle?) men two buffaloes to have it stuck up there, and is now suffering (really suffering) from a severe case of buyer's remorse.
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Old 11-30-2007, 02:30 PM   #7
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wait, wait. this was the plot line for a victim in one of the law and order or other cop shows quite awhile back. man humiliated by having pop bottle jammed up his butt by some guys in a bar after they robbed him.
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Old 11-30-2007, 04:16 PM   #8
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didn't that happen to ray leota's character from goodfellas?
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Old 11-30-2007, 04:43 PM   #9
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oh, sure, the ol' buffalo excuse!
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Old 11-30-2007, 04:59 PM   #10
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See? People that prefer Pepsi suck!
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:30 PM   #11
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Having things rammed up your ass is generally frowned upon in Pakistan, so he probably gave them the animals to keep 'em quiet after the fun was over.
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:25 PM   #12
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Having things rammed up your ass is generally frowned upon in Pakistan...
(Note to self...scratch Pakistan off my vacation list)
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:49 PM   #13
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See? People that prefer Pepsi suck!
KISS MY A$$
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:15 PM   #14
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That had to hurt
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:52 PM   #15
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how can we be sure the person is not merely holding a bottle in front?

(kinda stupid question, I'm sure--I can't even tell independently if it's a male or female pelvis)

But I can tell my left from my right! Uh . . . sorta.
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