Dwellar Photos RFN, 2015 - Page 20

glatt · 08-18-2015, 08:40 PM

Sweet!

xoxoxoBruce · 08-18-2015, 09:07 PM

Excellent, did he tell you about the Corvette my buddy wants to sell.

lumberjim · 08-18-2015, 11:12 PM

It's not what you know. It's who you know.

DanaC · 08-19-2015, 01:29 AM

Oh, I really like that picture! You boys look great. Car is pretty spiffy too.

Undertoad · 08-19-2015, 06:49 AM

And Jim is working doubly hard this week due to office vacation schedule. It was difficult to work me in, but he did.

And when I got home, I realized had to drive 30 miles back to the dealership; I had given them my entire set of keys, including my house key, when I handed over the old car. Jim was hard at work with a customer so I didn't bother him just to give an embarrassed re-hi.

But -- I was driving in a reliable car that wasn't going to suddenly have its transmission die and leave me without power. And for the first time in 7 years, a car with under 160000 miles on it. So it was an amazingly joyful mistake. ("Oh! I get to drive back now!") I asked Duke, Jimmy's part-top salesguy and part-annoying nemesis, what percentage of people are utterly happy when they buy a car from him, and what percentage remain steadfastly miserable. He wouldn't commit to a number but admitted that, sadly, yes, there are some people out there who are just miserable and nothing will sway that.

You got to adjust the audio in a new vehicle... I played Saint Etienne's "Urban Clearway" while driving through the Vine St. expressway tunnel. That's an on-the-nose choice for that section of road, since it is an urban clearway.

The instrumental song opens with unhuman analog synth, becomes clubby-dancy; and builds, to slowly (and wildly!) mix in full, real human orchestration. Halfway through the synths re-assert their position in the song, but at three minutes, the strings and brass and flutes kick back in completely, and take over the song, and it's glorious and I emerge from the tunnel and have an orgasm.

Clodfobble · 08-19-2015, 06:59 AM

Awesome! Now it has that orgasmed-car-smell!

lumberjim · 08-19-2015, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

And Jim is working doubly hard this week due to office vacation schedule. It was difficult to work me in, but he did.

I was happy to help, and your timing was just right. I ended up doing 13 deliveries for the 2nd straight day. got out at 10:15. ... 13-14 deals is pretty much non stop all day. It takes 30-45 minutes per deal, so mathematically.... I'm hosed.

It's good to have reliable, nice looking wheels. It's one less thing to worry about.

Gravdigr · 08-19-2015, 12:54 PM

Thanks for helping our boy out, Jim.

And congrats on the orgasm, UT!

xoxoxoBruce · 08-19-2015, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I ended up doing 13 deliveries for the 2nd straight day. got out at 10:15. ... 13-14 deals is pretty much non stop all day. It takes 30-45 minutes per deal, so mathematically.... I'm hosed.

Now I feel bad about bothering you on Monday.

But I'll get over it and appreciate the help, thank you.

lumberjim · 08-19-2015, 04:11 PM

that was in the morning, bruce. I didn't start getting pummeled until about 3-4pm on monday.

Big Sarge · 08-20-2015, 01:40 PM

That's a great pic of the 2 of you. Looks like a very nice car.

Sundae · 08-21-2015, 03:12 PM

Lovely to see the two of you together!
It seems like such a monumental meeting, I'm surprised I didn't feel eddies in the ether.
(Eddie is probably disappointed too).

Two poor quality photos from when my Godfather came up to see me.
He's so old school he uses print photography, but not keen enough on it to have a camera that makes it worthwhile. Each to their own.

These are also photos of photos, but trust me - they don't suffer an awful lot in the transfer. In fact one of them lightened up better than the original with just a colour correction click on Irfanview.

Me and the birds.
And definitely not me at Dismaland.
Tcha (sucks teeth at Bruce, although you know I adored the namecheck).
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Actually quite horrified by the sight of my bottom. Looks like I'm sitting on a cushion.
After the 'rents come up I am very sincerely getting into shape for Christmas.

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's gottem.

Gravdigr · 08-22-2015, 10:28 AM

Spinal Tap!!!!

elSicomoro · 08-22-2015, 12:48 PM

I'd look less annoyed if this fucking contact in my right eye would quit bothering me.

Gravdigr · 08-22-2015, 12:59 PM

'Sup Sic?

08-18-2015, 09:07 PM	#287
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Excellent, did he tell you about the Corvette my buddy wants to sell. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-18-2015, 11:12 PM	#288
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It's not what you know. It's who you know. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-19-2015, 06:59 AM	#291
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Awesome! Now it has that orgasmed-car-smell! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-19-2015, 12:54 PM	#293
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Thanks for helping our boy out, Jim. And congrats on the orgasm, UT! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-19-2015, 04:11 PM	#295
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that was in the morning, bruce. I didn't start getting pummeled until about 3-4pm on monday. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-18-2015, 08:40 PM	#286
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Sweet!

08-19-2015, 06:49 AM	#290
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	And Jim is working doubly hard this week due to office vacation schedule. It was difficult to work me in, but he did. And when I got home, I realized had to drive 30 miles back to the dealership; I had given them my entire set of keys, including my house key, when I handed over the old car. Jim was hard at work with a customer so I didn't bother him just to give an embarrassed re-hi. But -- I was driving in a reliable car that wasn't going to suddenly have its transmission die and leave me without power. And for the first time in 7 years, a car with under 160000 miles on it. So it was an amazingly joyful mistake. ("Oh! I get to drive back now!") I asked Duke, Jimmy's part-top salesguy and part-annoying nemesis, what percentage of people are utterly happy when they buy a car from him, and what percentage remain steadfastly miserable. He wouldn't commit to a number but admitted that, sadly, yes, there are some people out there who are just miserable and nothing will sway that. You got to adjust the audio in a new vehicle... I played Saint Etienne's "Urban Clearway" while driving through the Vine St. expressway tunnel. That's an on-the-nose choice for that section of road, since it is an urban clearway. The instrumental song opens with unhuman analog synth, becomes clubby-dancy; and builds, to slowly (and wildly!) mix in full, real human orchestration. Halfway through the synths re-assert their position in the song, but at three minutes, the strings and brass and flutes kick back in completely, and take over the song, and it's glorious and I emerge from the tunnel and have an orgasm.

08-20-2015, 01:40 PM	#296
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	That's a great pic of the 2 of you. Looks like a very nice car. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-21-2015, 03:12 PM	#297
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Lovely to see the two of you together! It seems like such a monumental meeting, I'm surprised I didn't feel eddies in the ether. (Eddie is probably disappointed too). Two poor quality photos from when my Godfather came up to see me. He's so old school he uses print photography, but not keen enough on it to have a camera that makes it worthwhile. Each to their own. These are also photos of photos, but trust me - they don't suffer an awful lot in the transfer. In fact one of them lightened up better than the original with just a colour correction click on Irfanview. Me and the birds. And definitely not me at Dismaland. Tcha (sucks teeth at Bruce, although you know I adored the namecheck). Actually quite horrified by the sight of my bottom. Looks like I'm sitting on a cushion. After the 'rents come up I am very sincerely getting into shape for Christmas. Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mudflaps, my girl's gottem. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-22-2015, 10:28 AM	#298
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Spinal Tap!!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-22-2015, 12:48 PM	#299
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I'd look less annoyed if this fucking contact in my right eye would quit bothering me. Attached Images

08-22-2015, 12:59 PM	#300
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	'Sup Sic? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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