Wisdom is a Girl and I'm a Fool.

JBKlyde · 02-02-2011, 02:34 PM

I dunno, perhaps is if I hadn't been so foolish in the begining, I would still have a little clout. I'm not saying I am a total fool, just sort of stupid. I suppose wisdom comes with age and a 32 year old who hasen't experienced much life out side the box can only be so wise.
I beleive in the trinity of Jesus Christ so that's a big plus, some people don't and there wisdom is proved futile in death. I make a fool out of myself and some people think I'm this monster. Really monsters have feelings too, and I can't expect some girl to just jump in my lap after all I am not a very good looking monster. I guess what I'm saying is that I want to be wise. I just keep falling into the pit of idiodacy and noone wants to help me out.

Anyone got a rope ladder??

monster · 02-02-2011, 08:14 PM

Priesthood and celibacy.

Number 2 Pencil · 02-02-2011, 08:48 PM

Read as much as you can about as many topics as you can. Talk to as many people as you can. Ask questions, ask question, ask questions! Then listen.

monster · 02-02-2011, 10:09 PM

Don't cross the streams.

zippyt · 02-02-2011, 10:14 PM

dont Spit into the wind

Aliantha · 02-02-2011, 11:42 PM

If you want to experience new horizons, you have to lose sight of the shore.

Gravdigr · 02-03-2011, 03:08 AM

Don't mess around with Slim.

OnyxCougar · 02-03-2011, 10:16 AM

I don't have alot of wisdom-ly nuggets. The best I can tell you is to think BEFORE you speak, keep your heart open to new thoughts and ideas, accept the consequences when you fuck up with as much grace as possible, stand up for what you believe is right against all odds.

It's rough out here. Always know where your towel is, and DON'T PANIC!

roygrimes50 · 02-03-2011, 01:57 PM

If you can see an action causing you trouble in the future, don't commit the act unless your conscience obliges you to.
Never go against your conscience - as Martin Luther said (putting himself at great risk at the time), "to go against conscience is neither wise nor safe."
But don't knowingly do anything you know is going to cause you problems if you don't have to. (I'm well aware that this requires a measure of wisdom to begin with

)
Hang in there, bro. Us monsters got to stick together.

Gravdigr · 02-03-2011, 03:42 PM

Rules for Life.^^^^^^^^

roygrimes50 · 02-09-2011, 02:26 AM

Whenever you face a similar situation as you have encountered in past think before you act, think of that very situation and things you thought would have turned the things around. Do today what you could not do then.

Remember your past but Do not repeat your mistakes from past

SamIam · 02-09-2011, 10:50 AM

When in doubt, hide.

Trilby · 02-09-2011, 12:03 PM

This seems nutty. Wisdom is a girl?

10 demerits for faulty metaphor.

However, I agree with your premise that monsters have feelings.

We certainly do.

Sundae · 02-09-2011, 04:05 PM

Wisdom is a girl.
Men seek her out, even chase her, but although some get a taste, they can never totally master her.

And she's usually only palatable to the unwashed masses when she's varnished and diminished.

Ta-daaaaaaa!

monster · 02-09-2011, 08:00 PM

Wisdom is a girl in my kid's class. She has siblings called Moonbeam, Sigma-pi, Satellite and Project and has no concept of personal grooming.

02-02-2011, 02:34 PM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	Wisdom is a Girl and I'm a Fool. I dunno, perhaps is if I hadn't been so foolish in the begining, I would still have a little clout. I'm not saying I am a total fool, just sort of stupid. I suppose wisdom comes with age and a 32 year old who hasen't experienced much life out side the box can only be so wise. I beleive in the trinity of Jesus Christ so that's a big plus, some people don't and there wisdom is proved futile in death. I make a fool out of myself and some people think I'm this monster. Really monsters have feelings too, and I can't expect some girl to just jump in my lap after all I am not a very good looking monster. I guess what I'm saying is that I want to be wise. I just keep falling into the pit of idiodacy and noone wants to help me out. Anyone got a rope ladder??

02-02-2011, 08:14 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Priesthood and celibacy. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-02-2011, 08:48 PM	#3
Number 2 Pencil Not too hard, not too soft Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Next to a yapping dog Posts: 75	Read as much as you can about as many topics as you can. Talk to as many people as you can. Ask questions, ask question, ask questions! Then listen. __________________ Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream? -Poe

02-02-2011, 10:09 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Don't cross the streams. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-02-2011, 10:14 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	dont Spit into the wind __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-02-2011, 11:42 PM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	If you want to experience new horizons, you have to lose sight of the shore. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-03-2011, 03:08 AM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Don't mess around with Slim. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-03-2011, 10:16 AM	#8
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	I don't have alot of wisdom-ly nuggets. The best I can tell you is to think BEFORE you speak, keep your heart open to new thoughts and ideas, accept the consequences when you fuck up with as much grace as possible, stand up for what you believe is right against all odds. It's rough out here. Always know where your towel is, and DON'T PANIC! __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

02-03-2011, 01:57 PM	#9
roygrimes50 Sibling of the Commonweal Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 16	If you can see an action causing you trouble in the future, don't commit the act unless your conscience obliges you to. Never go against your conscience - as Martin Luther said (putting himself at great risk at the time), "to go against conscience is neither wise nor safe." But don't knowingly do anything you know is going to cause you problems if you don't have to. (I'm well aware that this requires a measure of wisdom to begin with ) Hang in there, bro. Us monsters got to stick together.

02-03-2011, 03:42 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Rules for Life.^^^^^^^^ __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-09-2011, 02:26 AM	#11
roygrimes50 Sibling of the Commonweal Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 16	Whenever you face a similar situation as you have encountered in past think before you act, think of that very situation and things you thought would have turned the things around. Do today what you could not do then. Remember your past but Do not repeat your mistakes from past

02-09-2011, 10:50 AM	#12
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	When in doubt, hide.

02-09-2011, 12:03 PM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	This seems nutty. Wisdom is a girl? 10 demerits for faulty metaphor. However, I agree with your premise that monsters have feelings. We certainly do. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-09-2011, 04:05 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Wisdom is a girl. Men seek her out, even chase her, but although some get a taste, they can never totally master her. And she's usually only palatable to the unwashed masses when she's varnished and diminished. Ta-daaaaaaa!

02-09-2011, 08:00 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Wisdom is a girl in my kid's class. She has siblings called Moonbeam, Sigma-pi, Satellite and Project and has no concept of personal grooming. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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