Wildest time to date. - Page 2

greatkaven · 01-19-2006, 08:56 PM

I was just stating my wildest time. It's going to be hard to beat, and yeah it kinda was planned, but no matter what the plan was it was really hot to find out that they had started without my knowledge. Also Emily had come over a lot and stuff had almost happend but nothing had ever panned out.

fargon · 01-19-2006, 09:46 PM

My wildest time was about 3 hours ago!!!

vsp · 01-20-2006, 06:25 AM

And then you woke up and your pillow was gone.

blue · 01-20-2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by fargon

My wildest time was about 3 hours ago!!!

Dude! You're from LaCrosse!

laebedahs · 01-20-2006, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

who invited him in?

We invited him in. It was a planned threesome. We all met at a fancy restaurant, he paid for the meal and the hotel.

Unless you mean who invited me in

wolf · 01-20-2006, 11:35 AM

I was just curious as to whether is was you or the wife who wanted the extra man ... if it were her, you could have taken that as a warning sign that something wasn't right in your relationship. Acceding to the request can be taken as carte blanche to open the relationship, even if that was not your intent.

laebedahs · 01-20-2006, 12:12 PM

I was the one that pushed for it.

footfootfoot · 01-20-2006, 12:44 PM

My widest time to date was probably after I had been in college for a few semesters. I spent a lot of time at the library studying, and got to know the place pretty well, the comings and goings of people, where the quiet spots were. You know the drill.

I had discovered this seldom visited nook where I could make as much noise as I wanted with out anyone noticing. I go down there and eat chips and candy bars and what not.

Anyway, after several months of hitting the candy machine for snacks, I discovered my waist had increased from about a 34 to nearly 38!

That was definitely my widest to date. I'm back around 35/36 these days.

greatkaven · 01-20-2006, 02:19 PM

Thats crazy wild....how did you ever get by......

xoxoxoBruce · 01-20-2006, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

My widest time ~~ big snip

I'd slap you if I wasn't laughing too hard to move.

Let's say a guys wife and her attractive girlfriend are just getting into photography and decided to spend most of a day, in a big old house, trying their hand at shooting nudes of each other. Lots of time and pictures because these are film cameras and they'll have to bracket the hell out of every shot, and take every shot twice, once with each camera.

And the husband, knowing this is planned, tries to keep his mind on his work but ends up coming home, only slightly early, hoping to see something but not wanting to screw up their plans, for which he'd never hear the end of.

So when he arrives to find two naked and very horny attractive women who are really not into women, sexually, can he be blamed for taking advantage of the situation, and the two women, for his own gratification?

You bet he can.....15 years later. Remember guys, they remember every slight.....real and imagined.

Sun_Sparkz · 01-23-2006, 05:36 PM

hah, oh bruce. Yes.. Yes we do!

SteveDallas · 01-23-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

they'll have to bracket the hell out of every shot

Gosh, Bruce, you make it sound so . . . . . dirty.

footfootfoot · 01-24-2006, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

...snip...

You bet he can.....15 years later. Remember guys, they remember every slight.....real and imagined.

What we want to know Bruce is DO you remember what you did with those pictures?

mrnoodle · 01-24-2006, 04:55 PM

Because we know so little about the afterlife, I think it's safe to assume that my grandmother might have internet connectivity. I'd prefer not to say anything about this subject.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2006, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

What we want to know Bruce is DO you remember what you did with those pictures?

What? Didn't you see them in DoDads?

01-19-2006, 09:46 PM	#17
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	My wildest time was about 3 hours ago!!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-20-2006, 11:35 AM	#21
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I was just curious as to whether is was you or the wife who wanted the extra man ... if it were her, you could have taken that as a warning sign that something wasn't right in your relationship. Acceding to the request can be taken as carte blanche to open the relationship, even if that was not your intent. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-20-2006, 12:44 PM	#23
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	My widest time to date was probably after I had been in college for a few semesters. I spent a lot of time at the library studying, and got to know the place pretty well, the comings and goings of people, where the quiet spots were. You know the drill. I had discovered this seldom visited nook where I could make as much noise as I wanted with out anyone noticing. I go down there and eat chips and candy bars and what not. Anyway, after several months of hitting the candy machine for snacks, I discovered my waist had increased from about a 34 to nearly 38! That was definitely my widest to date. I'm back around 35/36 these days. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-23-2006, 05:36 PM	#26
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	hah, oh bruce. Yes.. Yes we do! __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

01-24-2006, 04:55 PM	#29
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Because we know so little about the afterlife, I think it's safe to assume that my grandmother might have internet connectivity. I'd prefer not to say anything about this subject. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

01-19-2006, 08:56 PM	#16
greatkaven I had the time of my life, and I never felt this way before. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 13	I was just stating my wildest time. It's going to be hard to beat, and yeah it kinda was planned, but no matter what the plan was it was really hot to find out that they had started without my knowledge. Also Emily had come over a lot and stuff had almost happend but nothing had ever panned out.

01-20-2006, 06:25 AM	#18
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	And then you woke up and your pillow was gone.

01-20-2006, 12:12 PM	#22
laebedahs Abecedarian Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 172	I was the one that pushed for it.

01-20-2006, 02:19 PM	#24
greatkaven I had the time of my life, and I never felt this way before. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 13	Thats crazy wild....how did you ever get by......

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