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10-28-2006, 01:04 AM | #1 |
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The utterly pointless Clint Eastwood Thread
Chuck Norris turned out to be a retard.
Clint Eastwood lights his cigars with pictures of Chuck Norris recieving his diagnosis of erectile disfunction.
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10-28-2006, 01:07 AM | #2 |
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Clint Eastwood is looking for a new orangutan. Chuck Norris is first in line for the Monday call.
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10-28-2006, 01:09 AM | #3 |
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Clint Eastwood created the Grand Canyon by dragging Chuck Norris back and forth by his pubes.
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10-28-2006, 01:22 AM | #4 |
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Clint Eastwood said to Chuck Norris "Go ahead, make my Sunday."
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10-28-2006, 10:47 AM | #5 |
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Chuck Norris used to have a full beard. Clint Eastwood scared most of it away by raising one of his eyebrows.
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10-31-2006, 12:36 PM | #6 |
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Chuck Norris has a new tv show coming out. It's called "I Need A Walker, Texas Ranger".
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10-31-2006, 12:42 PM | #7 |
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Clint's new movie: A Fistful of Dollars Shoved Up Chuck Norris' Ass
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10-31-2006, 12:48 PM | #8 |
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when Clint squints, Chuck ducks.
edit: fix'n teh typo
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10-31-2006, 12:52 PM | #9 |
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Chuck Norris once challenged Clint Eastwood to a duel. Chuck was so cocky he said Clint could pick the weapon.
Clint Eastwood said "jazz piano" ...and then played some smooth riffs that caused every woman within a 10-mile radius to have a simultaneous orgasm. Now it was Chuck's turn. He picked the piano up over his head and crushed the puny Clint Eastwood like a bug. Now he's coming for you. You're all fucked.
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11-06-2006, 02:01 PM | #10 |
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Great googly moogly, LJ. Chuck Norris is an actor. His movies and shows are make-believe. What would've happened if it turned out he was gay? Would your head explode?
I just don't understand your attitude. You sound betrayed. Was Chuck Norris supposed to warn you personally that he's Christian? In addition, you have judged Chuck Norris solely because he is a Christian. Do you want people to judge you solely because you work for an auto dealer?
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11-06-2006, 03:20 PM | #11 |
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did you read the link wolf posted? it wasn;t that he was christian, it was that he was such a smarmy cunt about it.
btw, i appreciate your trying to call me out, and wish i had more time to flame with you.......can i get a rain check? bbttww, flint, that was some funny shit
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11-06-2006, 04:09 PM | #13 |
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yo. don;t misquote me, blasphemy boy.
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11-06-2006, 04:10 PM | #14 |
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