May 12, 2008: Permission Granted - Page 2

footfootfoot · 05-13-2008, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

Yeah, those elephant VWs are great. Lotta room in the trunk.

smiled out loud!

Leah · 05-13-2008, 10:28 PM

Bruce I love the end result photo very cute, but honestly what stupid people they are, that elephant could probably out run their car anyway, why get so close.?????? Stupid stupid stupid people.

Cloud · 05-13-2008, 10:33 PM

not to mention the other person.

the one who took the picture.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-13-2008, 10:35 PM

Maybe the picture was taken by another elephant.

Cloud · 05-13-2008, 10:37 PM

with a TRUNK CAM! LOL! that's what the elephants are really doing with those cameras--filming elephant porn!

these two are obviously perverts. into humanality.

newtimer · 05-14-2008, 12:01 AM

The woman is holding her nose because her driver, as recommended in the title, just crapped his pants.

Elspode · 05-14-2008, 12:27 AM

Elephant spunk...the new biofuel!

You can trust your truck to a great big pachyderm fuck!

I gotta agree about the shocked expressions, though. I think they're less worried about what he's doing to the car with his fore trunk than they are with what he might be about to do with his aft trunk.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-14-2008, 01:30 AM

I don't know, but I'd be a mite more concerned that the roof was buckling.

Scriveyn · 05-14-2008, 01:30 AM

Canned food? Testing the vacuum seal?

Recipes anyone?

dar512 · 05-14-2008, 09:09 AM

Forget the metric system, I think we've just invented the elephant measurement system.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I think he's about to "Fuel" the car. What's the capacity of the tank in those things?

About 3 espunks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Uh...Can't a Rabbit outrun an elephant? I'd damn sure be finding out!

Depending on the species, rabbits are about 4500 esph whereas elephants are about 2500 esph. esph = elephant schlongs per hour

See. Much more understandable than metric.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-16-2008, 11:59 PM

OK, here's the story in the Telegraph.

Quote:

"In front of us was a safari vehicle with tourists," said the 27-year-old.

"My sister and I drove in our Golf behind them. We saw a group of elephants and started taking photos when we saw the elephant head our way.

"A game ranger shouted that I must turn the car off, which I did."

Mr Beltrame then thought that the elephant would walk past them.

Instead, it seemingly decided to take a closer look at the occupants of the car.

"We got very scared when he stood by us and put his foot on the hood of the car," Mr Beltrame added.

"We waited about five or six minutes, sitting without moving, waiting, before the elephant continued walking. "It was an unbelievable experience."

Keith Marallich from Far and Wild Safaris said the photo was taken by one of their British clients.

According to Ms Renette van der Merwe, regional manager of Budget rent-a-car, who Beltrame rented the car from, the damage cost about R7000 to repair the car.

Gravdigr · 05-17-2008, 03:46 PM

LMAO---"elephant schlongs per hour"

Undertoad · 05-17-2008, 04:11 PM

"OK look. I have here the original bill of rental for the vehicle, and on the list of dings and dents most certainly does not include a crushed roof with an elephant's footprint on it."

--

"Editor? Yes thanks for taking that, uh, certain special paragraph out of my story. Yes, in retrospect the bit about the penis doesn't really improve the piece. I know, we don't want to shock the safari tourists. I understand the couple has been given free dry-cleaning by the hotel."

Grismar · 05-20-2008, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I think he's about to "Fuel" the car. What's the capacity of the tank in those things?

About 45 liters - a little under 12 gallons - going by several online auctions of ca. 1980 VW Golf models. A single squeeze of the ... ahem ... fuel pump, when properly stimulated, would yield only about 40 milliliters of seminal fluid. Check here si-pddr.si.edu/dspace/bitstream/10088/318/1/Hildebrandt2000.pdf . So, you'd have to 'give this guy a hand' about 11,250 times before you've filled her up. And that's assuming his seminal vesicles (the glands that produce the fluids) are working overtime to keep up.

As far as recipe ideas go: shark fin soup anyone?

Gravdigr · 05-20-2008, 02:30 PM

An elephant tried fucking a Rabbit
But he found that he just couldn't jab it
After checking for cops
He ripped off the top
And with the tourists, he finally went at it

or

An elephant tried fucking a Rabbit
But he found that he just couldn't jab it
In his quest for some snatch
He ripped off the hatch
And found he finally could stab it

05-13-2008, 10:33 PM	#18
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	not to mention the other person. the one who took the picture. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-13-2008, 10:35 PM	#19
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe the picture was taken by another elephant. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-13-2008, 10:37 PM	#20
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	with a TRUNK CAM! LOL! that's what the elephants are really doing with those cameras--filming elephant porn! these two are obviously perverts. into humanality. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-14-2008, 12:27 AM	#22
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Elephant spunk...the new biofuel! You can trust your truck to a great big pachyderm fuck! I gotta agree about the shocked expressions, though. I think they're less worried about what he's doing to the car with his fore trunk than they are with what he might be about to do with his aft trunk. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-14-2008, 01:30 AM	#23
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't know, but I'd be a mite more concerned that the roof was buckling. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-13-2008, 10:28 PM	#17
Leah Love my Heffalumps Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world) Posts: 346	Bruce I love the end result photo very cute, but honestly what stupid people they are, that elephant could probably out run their car anyway, why get so close.?????? Stupid stupid stupid people.

05-14-2008, 12:01 AM	#21
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	The woman is holding her nose because her driver, as recommended in the title, just crapped his pants.

05-14-2008, 01:30 AM	#24
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739	Canned food? Testing the vacuum seal? Recipes anyone? Attached Images

05-17-2008, 03:46 PM	#27
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	LMAO---"elephant schlongs per hour"

05-17-2008, 04:11 PM	#28
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	"OK look. I have here the original bill of rental for the vehicle, and on the list of dings and dents most certainly does not include a crushed roof with an elephant's footprint on it." -- "Editor? Yes thanks for taking that, uh, certain special paragraph out of my story. Yes, in retrospect the bit about the penis doesn't really improve the piece. I know, we don't want to shock the safari tourists. I understand the couple has been given free dry-cleaning by the hotel."

05-20-2008, 02:30 PM	#30
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	An elephant tried fucking a Rabbit But he found that he just couldn't jab it After checking for cops He ripped off the top And with the tourists, he finally went at it or An elephant tried fucking a Rabbit But he found that he just couldn't jab it In his quest for some snatch He ripped off the hatch And found he finally could stab it Last edited by Gravdigr; 05-20-2008 at 02:34 PM. Reason: belated wit

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