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Old 11-30-2015, 01:04 PM   #1
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Sarge!!!?

The real reason for Big Sarge's recent absence becomes clear:

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Two men dressed in panda onesies have carried out an armed robbery on a newsagent.

Lincolnshire police said one of the men who robbed the shop in Louth on Sunday evening was armed with what appeared to be a handgun.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2...n-lincolnshire
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Old 11-30-2015, 03:17 PM   #2
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Hee!
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Old 11-30-2015, 03:19 PM   #3
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Beware of the Were Panda.
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Old 12-22-2015, 07:58 AM   #4
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LOL. I just came across this. love it
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Old 12-22-2015, 08:45 AM   #5
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haha. When you popped in the other day, I wondered if you'd see the panda post. Was actually thinking of bumping it in case it had slipped past you :P
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Old 12-22-2015, 01:40 PM   #6
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One of the above miscreants is hiding among these snowmen.

First one to spot him wins a year's supply of bamboo shoots.
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Old 12-22-2015, 01:56 PM   #7
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Old 12-22-2015, 02:52 PM   #8
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Fooooouuuunnd iiitt!!
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Old 12-22-2015, 03:39 PM   #9
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Are you quite sure about that, Mr G?
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Old 12-22-2015, 03:49 PM   #10
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I'd have the panda confirm, but, he doesn't have a mouth.
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Old 12-22-2015, 03:54 PM   #11
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Five tons of bamboo shoots on their way!
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Old 12-23-2015, 03:45 PM   #12
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Spencer Tunick is now photographing naked snowmen.
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Old 12-24-2015, 06:47 AM   #13
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Old 12-29-2015, 08:19 PM   #14
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Panda, what panda?
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Old 12-29-2015, 09:02 PM   #15
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I found the panda. Third row from the top far left.
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