Celebacy or Hot Meaningless Sex - Page 5

WR4981EF · 01-22-2009, 09:28 AM

I choose celibacy. I fell in love with someone with whom I was having INCREDIBLE hot sex. We clicked, and every time we got together it was INCREDIBLE. Then, she decided she preferred someone who was married and wouldn't even speak to me. Also, I get too involved with pleasing my partner's every sexual need, which I do so well, that I turn into a sex addict. I want to do it all the time!

xoxoxoBruce · 01-22-2009, 11:34 AM

You know WR4981EF, there are people that don't give a rats ass about their partner (victim?), and only care about themselves, that become sex addicts too.
So don't ever stop caring about, and trying to please, your partner... you're doing it right.

Cicero · 01-22-2009, 01:52 PM

Celibacy.

There is no guarantee that random sex will be hot, or meaningless. I am no longer willing to take my chances.

lookout123 · 01-22-2009, 01:58 PM

in my experience random sex was either hot or meaningless.

Cicero · 01-22-2009, 02:20 PM

Good point. The answer is still celibacy then. lol!

capnhowdy · 01-22-2009, 05:03 PM

I choose to be celibate except when I'm having hot, meaningless sex.

Elspode · 01-22-2009, 06:15 PM

You know, if you're celibate, then you know you aren't going to have hot sex.

If you at least *try*, you might win the big prize.

And for the record, unless you've bumped uglies with a crazy person, even bad sex is still better than *no* sex.

capnhowdy · 01-22-2009, 07:11 PM

There is no such thing a *no* sex. Not as Long as I know Me. HEEHEE

Aliantha · 01-22-2009, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

even bad sex is still better than *no* sex.

Well, I dunno if I agree with that bit. I think bad sex is probably not worth the effort in general. Better off having a nice nap and dreaming about hot sex.

capnhowdy · 01-22-2009, 08:08 PM

I wonder what the definition of cold sex would be?

Aliantha · 01-22-2009, 08:13 PM

necrophillia?

Pie · 01-22-2009, 08:25 PM

Ever made love to someone 'frigid'?

Undertoad · 01-22-2009, 08:33 PM

I was married to it for 11 years.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2009, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

And for the record, unless you've bumped uglies with a crazy person, even bad sex is still better than *no* sex.

The other night an ex-girlfriend called to tell me she had finally convinced the government she's crazy and was now going to get benefits.
I told her I could have saved the government investigators a lot of time and trouble.

Shawnee123 · 01-23-2009, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The other night an ex-girlfriend called to tell me she had finally convinced the government she's crazy and was now going to get benefits.
I told her I could have saved the government investigators a lot of time and trouble.

lmao! So she was calling everyone she knew to talk about her new Crazy Pay? Now THAT is funny!

I want some Crazy Pay.

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01-22-2009, 11:34 AM	#62
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You know WR4981EF, there are people that don't give a rats ass about their partner (victim?), and only care about themselves, that become sex addicts too. So don't ever stop caring about, and trying to please, your partner... you're doing it right. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-22-2009, 01:52 PM	#63
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Celibacy. There is no guarantee that random sex will be hot, or meaningless. I am no longer willing to take my chances. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-22-2009, 01:58 PM	#64
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	in my experience random sex was either hot or meaningless. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-22-2009, 02:20 PM	#65
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Good point. The answer is still celibacy then. lol! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-22-2009, 09:28 AM	#61
WR4981EF Non-Newbie Sort Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6	I choose celibacy. I fell in love with someone with whom I was having INCREDIBLE hot sex. We clicked, and every time we got together it was INCREDIBLE. Then, she decided she preferred someone who was married and wouldn't even speak to me. Also, I get too involved with pleasing my partner's every sexual need, which I do so well, that I turn into a sex addict. I want to do it all the time!

01-22-2009, 05:03 PM	#66
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I choose to be celibate except when I'm having hot, meaningless sex. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-22-2009, 06:15 PM	#67
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You know, if you're celibate, then you know you aren't going to have hot sex. If you at least try, you might win the big prize. And for the record, unless you've bumped uglies with a crazy person, even bad sex is still better than no sex. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-22-2009, 07:11 PM	#68
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	There is no such thing a no sex. Not as Long as I know Me. HEEHEE __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-22-2009, 08:08 PM	#70
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I wonder what the definition of cold sex would be? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-22-2009, 08:13 PM	#71
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	necrophillia? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-22-2009, 08:25 PM	#72
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Ever made love to someone 'frigid'? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-22-2009, 08:33 PM	#73
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I was married to it for 11 years.

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