Sex With A Very Large Woman - Page 2

Beestie · 12-17-2004, 12:39 PM

Its been a long time since I've seen the cut 'n paste functions deployed with such masterful dexterity. Truly, this post is a work to behold and RobertLevin has raised the bar for us all.

wolf · 12-17-2004, 12:43 PM

Rather than remove the thread entirely, as I think there are some good responses, perhaps leaving something on the order of the chalk body outline to serve as a cautionary tale ... including an explanation as to why the originating post is no longer a part of the thread?

It is sad when an ego is so weak as to be satisfied with reposting the same story over and over and over again.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-17-2004, 01:16 PM

Did I miss something? If this story was posted by it's original author, what's the problem? Because it's not making it's debut here? If you like it or hate it you're welcome to post to that effect. But to call for removal doesn't make sense to me. There's no "if the shoe fits" because nobody could be as outrageous as the characters in that story, nobody. Sure it's crude, and maybe offensive to more delicate tastes but how does that effect anyone here? Shrinking violets, you ain't, folks. Picking on fat people? Hardly, the woman in the story was not even close to fat people. I know, I'm fat people.

Fudge Armadillo · 12-17-2004, 01:19 PM

My assumption was that the post was not from the original author; of course, there is probably no way to verify that.

garnet · 12-17-2004, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Fudge Armadillo

My assumption was that the post was not from the original author; of course, there is probably no way to verify that.

Exactly. Maybe the original author did post this simply because he thinks it is a Nobel-Prize-worthy masterpiece that should be posted anywhere and everywhere. We all know it's not, but hey, he can think that if he wants. If he's looking for literary criticism on this "work of art," then he's definitely in the wrong place....

xoxoxoBruce · 12-17-2004, 02:55 PM

Not the sort of story that receives "literary criticism", more like "gets reaction". And that is has.

Elspode · 12-17-2004, 04:01 PM

I say we challenge the new "guy" to post something else...something entirely new and unique to The Cellar.

Surely "his" entire existence isn't defined by that one rather tawdry tale? There must something more which this individual can regale us with.

Cyber Wolf · 12-17-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Oh, I dunno... we could have an area for slow-moving targets.. to help the newbies sharpen up their flamage skills?

And while the newbies are fluttering about the targets, they could be targets for the more experienced posters...

lumberjim · 12-17-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf

And while the newbies are fluttering about the targets, they could be targets for the more experienced posters...

yeah.....and then everybody can get all upset and offended by the nasty horrible flame fest. sounds great.

Roosta · 12-17-2004, 07:44 PM

I think it would have been better if the ending had been:
I climbed on top of Peggy and asked her if I could turn the light off. She asked me if I was shy and I replied "no, the bulb is burning my butt"

SteveDallas · 12-17-2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Roosta

the bulb is burning my butt

There has to be some way to link this comment up to that fireworks photo.....

Cyber Wolf · 12-19-2004, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

yeah.....and then everybody can get all upset and offended by the nasty horrible flame fest. sounds great.

Well it happens often enough, I didn't think anyone would notice.

footfootfoot · 12-19-2004, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Roosta

I think it would have been better if the ending had been:
I climbed on top of Peggy and asked her if I could turn the light off. She asked me if I was shy and I replied "no, the bulb is burning my butt"

hilarious, I've missed this place.

12-17-2004, 12:39 PM	#16
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Its been a long time since I've seen the cut 'n paste functions deployed with such masterful dexterity. Truly, this post is a work to behold and RobertLevin has raised the bar for us all. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

12-17-2004, 12:43 PM	#17
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Rather than remove the thread entirely, as I think there are some good responses, perhaps leaving something on the order of the chalk body outline to serve as a cautionary tale ... including an explanation as to why the originating post is no longer a part of the thread? It is sad when an ego is so weak as to be satisfied with reposting the same story over and over and over again. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-17-2004, 01:16 PM	#18
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Did I miss something? If this story was posted by it's original author, what's the problem? Because it's not making it's debut here? If you like it or hate it you're welcome to post to that effect. But to call for removal doesn't make sense to me. There's no "if the shoe fits" because nobody could be as outrageous as the characters in that story, nobody. Sure it's crude, and maybe offensive to more delicate tastes but how does that effect anyone here? Shrinking violets, you ain't, folks. Picking on fat people? Hardly, the woman in the story was not even close to fat people. I know, I'm fat people. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-17-2004, 01:19 PM	#19
Fudge Armadillo What's the matter with you? Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 30	My assumption was that the post was not from the original author; of course, there is probably no way to verify that. __________________ "You be the captain, and I'll be no one." --Kasey Chambers

12-17-2004, 02:55 PM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not the sort of story that receives "literary criticism", more like "gets reaction". And that is has. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-17-2004, 04:01 PM	#22
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I say we challenge the new "guy" to post something else...something entirely new and unique to The Cellar. Surely "his" entire existence isn't defined by that one rather tawdry tale? There must something more which this individual can regale us with. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-17-2004, 07:44 PM	#25
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	I think it would have been better if the ending had been: I climbed on top of Peggy and asked her if I could turn the light off. She asked me if I was shy and I replied "no, the bulb is burning my butt" __________________ Back from the brink...

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