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03-15-2020, 05:20 PM | #1 |
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High five my GenXers
GenX is trending today. Our generation is getting credit for being the one to take it seriously. The Boomers just don't care. The Millenials are out at the bars! We're the only ones getting it right, as a whole.
This never happens, so fellow Xers, let's soak up the positive attention for five minutes. Because WE KNOW ISOLATION. We were the latchkey kids, whose parents worked. We came home to an empty house and played the early game consoles. At night we read under the covers with a flashlight. Nobody in history quarantined better than the Breakfast Club. We dealt with Gremlins, so we know difficult invasive species can be. We survived dysentery on the Oregon Trail. And we already knew we were (stupid and) contagious - Kurt Cobain said so. We will save humanity this time. This is our rare superhero moment. |
03-15-2020, 05:42 PM | #2 |
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Your 15 minutes, eh?
Wait a minute, aren't you guys responsible for getting the boomers on the internet? Three demerits for that fuck up. You should have know they have no class.
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03-15-2020, 06:55 PM | #3 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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I claim special dispensation. Even though I'm at the tail end of the Leading-Edge Baby Boomers, I have an SF (Special Forces) medical qualification, NBC (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) defense NCO qualification, and a couple of survival courses under my belt. It's not that I don't care, it's just that I've taken what I learned with me and have always been prepared. Hey, I could've been a Girl Scout!
For the past 30 years I've maintained what is needed for situations like this (without going overboard and becoming apocalyptic) in a large rucksack, 4 large duffel bags, a couple of large water cans and a couple of large fuel cans. It all fits in the car too. Whether it's something local or global, I don't have to go out and make it right; because, I've had it right all along. It's not just knowledge based, it's a mindset that allows me to coast through stuff like this. Few people of any age group have it. |
03-15-2020, 08:39 PM | #4 |
still says videotape
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We’ve trained our whole lives for this.
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03-15-2020, 08:48 PM | #5 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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It shows. I hope you have a full charge on your survival smartphone.
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03-15-2020, 08:56 PM | #6 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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The worst part about quarantining is now there are all these OTHER people in my house all day. I need my fucking alone time.
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03-15-2020, 09:11 PM | #7 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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03-15-2020, 09:15 PM | #8 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Amateurs need batteries. Professionals have rechargeable equipment.
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03-15-2020, 09:25 PM | #9 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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It's thinking like that that causes more offspring to be conceived during extended power outages.
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03-15-2020, 11:26 PM | #10 |
I hear them call the tide
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Twins.
Corona and Covid. Mask and TP Soap and Water Pand & Mick
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03-15-2020, 11:35 PM | #11 |
I hear them call the tide
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Gen X is pretty much all past reproducing, though. It'll only be coronaoopses from us
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03-16-2020, 12:11 AM | #12 |
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So you're a closet prepper.
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03-16-2020, 08:04 AM | #13 | |
I can hear my ears
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Quote:
this boom will be called the Coronial kids
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03-16-2020, 08:57 AM | #14 |
I hear them call the tide
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nice. but it will be the Millennials mostly using the term, so they'll have to abbreviate it. CORKs?
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03-16-2020, 09:09 AM | #15 |
still says videotape
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Boomers tell me all the Millennials live at home which means Corks will grow up in their Grandparent's houses. Good or bad for society?
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