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Old 10-21-2010, 09:12 PM   #61
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My brother the other weekend said this to my boyfriend after my sis-in-law and I had been discussing some of our recent female problems.
"After being married and having to hear about all of this for awhile, every morning I wake up glad to have a dick."
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Old 10-30-2010, 03:31 PM   #62
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"The words a man speaks today live on in his thoughts or the memories of others, and the shot fired, the blow struck, the thing done today is like a stone tossed into a pool, and the ripples keep widening out until they touch lives far from our own." -Louis L'Amour from "The Daybreakers"
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:24 AM   #63
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Old Louis said a lot of great things.
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:38 AM   #64
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Word.
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Old 11-02-2010, 08:06 PM   #65
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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Old 12-01-2010, 12:55 PM   #66
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“Our whole life is startlingly moral. There is never an instant's truce between virtue and vice.”
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Old 12-01-2010, 07:53 PM   #67
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Richard Gere {Buddhist} [/correction]
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Old 12-01-2010, 09:36 PM   #68
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Hey, it's the sort of thing you can find on, say, Dissecting Leftism, Mangan's, or Left Wing Lunacy...

...voluntary proof of an idiot's own idiocy. The intellects are on the conservative side. The non-intellects... we know where. Some are educated -- and then look at the use they make of it. Some folks who do that sort of thing with their talents end up doing 25-to-life.
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:19 AM   #69
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If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal.
John Lennon

You either get tired fighting for peace, or you die.
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:27 AM   #70
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No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.

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Old 12-02-2010, 11:31 AM   #71
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Mystical explanations are thought to be deep; the truth is that they are not even shallow.

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Old 12-02-2010, 11:33 AM   #72
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Richard Gere {gerbil murdering liberal buddhist}
1. The Gerbil survives felching.

2. It wasn't Richard Gere, it was Jerry Penacoli
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Old 12-04-2010, 08:49 PM   #73
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I agree with you on the turkey burgers, but if you put enough nitrates and salt into turkey bacon, it tastes just like the real thing.
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Old 12-29-2010, 06:40 PM   #74
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Goals that must be completed at all costs, usually cost all.
I should print this so I can remember. For someone who has let goals go for the common good, I appreciate it. It has lighted my guilt load. Yes, I have guilt. I lied when I said I didn't.
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:07 PM   #75
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"The only thing crazier than schizophrenics is the way society treats them."

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