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Old 12-20-2011, 10:01 AM   #1
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Blame OBAMA!

Four of my kitchen outlets don't work, and I can't for life of me figure out wich GFI switch controls them. I blame Obama and his administration for not keeping me informed, and for not making the builder give me better instructions.

There I've kicked it off, you may blame Obama for what ever you wish in this thread.
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Old 12-20-2011, 10:46 AM   #2
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I blame Obama for the fact that yet again, I have to work Christmas Eve and Christmas Day with no overtime or holiday pay. Obama should have introduced a bill that added 2 days to the month of February this year creating a "Super Leap Year," and throwing the calendar two days behind for every month that followed, including this December. Then my cow orker would have been stuck working over the holidays instead of me. Stupid congress. Stupid Obama. No one EVER gets anything right!
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Old 12-20-2011, 10:49 AM   #3
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Four broken Christmas tree ornaments. Jerk.
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Old 12-20-2011, 12:28 PM   #4
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I have a good job in a good field and I blame Obama.
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Old 12-20-2011, 12:31 PM   #5
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I don't blame Obama. I blame Gawd.

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Old 12-20-2011, 12:59 PM   #6
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I have a good job in a good field and I blame Obama.
Scarecrow? Using your *coughs* natural talents :P
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:00 PM   #7
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Heeheheheheheee!

He's outstanding in his field.

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Old 12-20-2011, 01:36 PM   #8
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It's a great way to get some sun.
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:44 PM   #9
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I blame Obama for Infinis pregnancy.

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Old 12-20-2011, 01:47 PM   #10
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I'm going straight to the 'bloids, see who'll pay me the most.
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:08 PM   #11
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Can someone help me with the sunscreen? My hands are tied.
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:10 PM   #12
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Typical strawman argument, coming from you.
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