startling discoveries

Flint · 12-15-2008, 02:53 PM

"set it and forget it"

glatt · 12-15-2008, 02:58 PM

Did you throw up a little in your mouth when you found that abandoned tv dinner?

Or did I misunderstand completely, and this is like the old time recipes of putting you food on your exhaust manifold as you drive to your picnic site so it's nice an hot when you get there.

lumberjim · 12-15-2008, 03:04 PM

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footfootfoot · 12-15-2008, 04:48 PM

Can't be his old lady, the boobs are way too small...

lumberjim · 12-15-2008, 04:49 PM

she has blond hair too...the 'your' in this comic is universal. any of us would be startled by that discovery.

I should hope.

damn...i should have made the door green, and the carpet beige.

footfootfoot · 12-15-2008, 05:22 PM

And moved a bit to the left so we could see the guy she was blowing. That's why you'll never be a director of porn films LJ. Sorry to burst your bubble.

HungLikeJesus · 12-15-2008, 05:23 PM

I thought he was saying "!?!?!?," and she was responding, "your old lady."

lumberjim · 12-15-2008, 07:08 PM

i was trying to stay within the parameters of flint's example. perhaps i should have used arrow ends.

and foot.....you just have to use your imagination. ...oh, right,..you obviously already have. let's just say he's in the midst of switching places with the third guy.....?

Cicero · 12-15-2008, 09:37 PM

That wouldn't happen if you quit repeating the term "your old lady". Am I right, or am I really f'ing right?

In the universal sense of course.....

lumberjim · 12-16-2008, 11:25 AM

you don't like the term 'ole lady', toots?

Cicero · 12-16-2008, 01:05 PM

No I guess I was under some false presumptions about people that use that term.

I thought that term was used by people that spent their last 6 dollars on a 6 can of Milwaukee's Best, after digging their Ford out of the mud. After a long day of watching the rodeo on tv because no one has a job, but still get to live in their trailer because it was paid off by their poor dead mom 10 years prior, and has been unkept since that time.

Not that there is anything wrong with that, just a false presumption about the term.

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2008, 01:07 PM

You're right, that guy is a fucking moron if he is paying roughly three times what a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best usually costs (which is still about twice what it's worth.)

Cicero · 12-16-2008, 01:26 PM

What can I say, the town is so poor and the local businesses gouge their customers, not only that, the gas it takes to get to a distrubutor that doesn't gouge in the big city.

Let's not over-think the term usage tho'.

lumberjim · 12-16-2008, 03:20 PM

you'll never be anybody's ole lady if you keep yappin.

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2008, 03:30 PM

Don't make him tell you twice.

12-15-2008, 02:53 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	startling discoveries "set it and forget it" Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-15-2008, 03:04 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	startling . . . . . . NSFW! . . . . . Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 12-15-2008 at 04:38 PM.

12-15-2008, 04:48 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Can't be his old lady, the boobs are way too small... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-15-2008, 04:49 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	she has blond hair too...the 'your' in this comic is universal. any of us would be startled by that discovery. I should hope. damn...i should have made the door green, and the carpet beige. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-15-2008, 05:22 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	And moved a bit to the left so we could see the guy she was blowing. That's why you'll never be a director of porn films LJ. Sorry to burst your bubble. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-15-2008, 02:58 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Did you throw up a little in your mouth when you found that abandoned tv dinner? Or did I misunderstand completely, and this is like the old time recipes of putting you food on your exhaust manifold as you drive to your picnic site so it's nice an hot when you get there.

12-15-2008, 05:23 PM	#7
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I thought he was saying "!?!?!?," and she was responding, "your old lady." __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-15-2008, 07:08 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i was trying to stay within the parameters of flint's example. perhaps i should have used arrow ends. and foot.....you just have to use your imagination. ...oh, right,..you obviously already have. let's just say he's in the midst of switching places with the third guy.....? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-15-2008, 09:37 PM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	That wouldn't happen if you quit repeating the term "your old lady". Am I right, or am I really f'ing right? In the universal sense of course..... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-16-2008, 11:25 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you don't like the term 'ole lady', toots? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-16-2008, 01:05 PM	#11
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	No I guess I was under some false presumptions about people that use that term. I thought that term was used by people that spent their last 6 dollars on a 6 can of Milwaukee's Best, after digging their Ford out of the mud. After a long day of watching the rodeo on tv because no one has a job, but still get to live in their trailer because it was paid off by their poor dead mom 10 years prior, and has been unkept since that time. Not that there is anything wrong with that, just a false presumption about the term. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-16-2008, 01:07 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You're right, that guy is a fucking moron if he is paying roughly three times what a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best usually costs (which is still about twice what it's worth.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-16-2008, 01:26 PM	#13
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	What can I say, the town is so poor and the local businesses gouge their customers, not only that, the gas it takes to get to a distrubutor that doesn't gouge in the big city. Let's not over-think the term usage tho'. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-16-2008, 03:20 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you'll never be anybody's ole lady if you keep yappin. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-16-2008, 03:30 PM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Don't make him tell you twice. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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