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11-19-2002, 11:54 AM
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btw I believe that is a picture from a concentration camp during WW2. Did you know that Hitler designed the body for the very first vw? I had a hippy wagon once, the nice thing about it was that whenever the voltage regulator crapped out I could easily push it off of the road by myself. It was essentialy an aluminum can on wheels and actually required very little maintenance
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11-19-2002, 12:02 PM
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A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the father. "Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl. "You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?" shrieks the father. "I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk." |
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11-19-2002, 12:26 PM
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mmmmnn-
even I will drunk to that. urp- LEUTT
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11-19-2002, 12:35 PM
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Which is easier to unload ... a truckload of cinderblocks or a truckload of dead babies? Dead babies, because you can use a pitchfork ... (i have been enjoying this thread FAR to much. thanks for starting it ...)
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11-19-2002, 12:45 PM
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bill yon doll are babe ez
did that one too. Where are the babies? Somewhere over the mountain I gather. Hope 2 see you there too!
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11-19-2002, 12:51 PM
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How do you get a thousand Ethiopians into the front seat of a truck?
Wipe a booger on the dashboard. How do you get them out? Turn on the air conditioning. |
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11-19-2002, 12:58 PM
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Yeh- and peeling them off of my arm as I speak. Boogers rule, but only if you allow them to. WE NEED MORE CLEAN BOOGERS FOR OUR CLEAN RAGS, SAVE MORE MONEY AND PUT A CLEAN BOOGER IN IT NOW!!
Dave's random opinion RULES!! hands down now- |
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11-21-2002, 02:56 PM
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You guys run out of good material already?
Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a second look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each given 8 pints of beer to be drank within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive well, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong...... |
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11-21-2002, 03:25 PM
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The problem with the beer experiment was that there was no control group. Had there been, it would have been observed that there was no difference between the control group and the experimental group...especially if we qualify "had to sit down while urininating" further with "if all the pee must go in the toilet". :-)
Marijuana *does* have significant estrogenic effect, though... So...."How many Frenchmen does it take to hold Paris?"
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11-21-2002, 04:40 PM
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[ off topic - I get every last drop in there through a special trick I call "standing over the toilet and shooting mostly straight down". It's amazing how well this works.
However, after I got shot, when I was in the hospital... my depth perception and equilibrium were naturally quite damaged... which lead to... uh... some spillage (all over the place). ] I am trying to think of more tasteless jokes, but I have yet to come up with any. I'll go looking tonight or tomorrow online 
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11-21-2002, 04:43 PM
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Shake and wiggle all you please,
but the last little drop is for the BVD's. |
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11-21-2002, 04:56 PM
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...So the gerbil says to the other gerbil, "Let's go in the gay bar and get shitfaced."
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11-21-2002, 09:26 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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What's this?
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11-21-2002, 09:58 PM
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What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
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11-22-2002, 11:19 AM
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