July 28, 2009: Baboons learn to open car roof containers - Page 2

Sheldonrs · 07-28-2009, 08:44 AM

"Baboons learn to open car storage containers."

Could also read:

"High School graduation test scores are up in New Jersey"

DanaC · 07-28-2009, 09:58 AM

Ahhh Good ol' Knowsley Safari Park. Many a happy childhood memory there. Mainly, if I am honest, these consist of getting lost and trying to find said safari park, eventually happening upon it as Dad's irritation began to peak.

There are two kinds of visit to Knowsley: either the animals are about and you get the shit the beat out of your car (cue worrying tilting of car and scraping noises); or you drive the entire park and see nowt but the odd pheasant.

Glinda · 07-28-2009, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newtimer

They need to send a few more cars through that have lions in their roof-containers. The surviving baboons will be too frightened to ever try to open another roof-container again.

HAA!!

xoxoxoBruce · 07-28-2009, 12:23 PM

Replace the roof container with a BBQ grill.

spudcon · 07-28-2009, 12:24 PM

Chimp with a machine gun on the roof would solve this problem.

dirkydirk · 07-29-2009, 05:19 AM

Went to knowsley last year and the funniest thing I saw was a chap's face when his car overheated and broke down during feeding time in the lion enclosure.
You could see it in his face " Burn to death or outrun the lions "
Sadly the staff got to him in the landrover and sorted him out. Bah

monster · 07-29-2009, 10:35 AM

Welcome dirkydirk

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07-29-2009, 05:19 AM	#21
dirkydirk Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2	Went to knowsley last year and the funniest thing I saw was a chap's face when his car overheated and broke down during feeding time in the lion enclosure. You could see it in his face " Burn to death or outrun the lions " Sadly the staff got to him in the landrover and sorted him out. Bah

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