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Old 07-09-2016, 02:42 PM   #331
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Here's a link to the commercial, if you're so inclined.
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Old 08-25-2016, 03:45 PM   #332
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Old 03-27-2017, 09:51 PM   #333
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Old 05-13-2017, 05:42 PM   #334
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Old 05-13-2017, 10:04 PM   #335
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All of the lovers and the love they made --
Nothing that was between them was a mistake.
All that we did for love's sake
Was not wasted and will never fade.
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Old 05-15-2017, 03:23 PM   #336
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I gave that to Momdigr for Mammy's Day.
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Old 05-15-2017, 03:24 PM   #337
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That was a perfect delivery, too.
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Old 05-27-2017, 09:51 PM   #338
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Old 05-27-2017, 10:39 PM   #339
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ROAD TRIP!!!
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Old 07-03-2017, 10:03 AM   #340
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No road trip.

Poem from one of my first wife's distant forebearers.
Proves the whole fucking lineage was crazy.
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Old 07-03-2017, 02:36 PM   #341
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Lactose intolerant, I guess...
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Old 07-05-2017, 01:35 AM   #342
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Nick Myer with a cheerful note...
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Old 07-05-2017, 01:49 PM   #343
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That's...uh...yeah, kinda.
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Old 02-09-2019, 11:59 AM   #344
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A dirty limerick:

There once was a lady named Jill
Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil



Thanks to Zip for turning me on to the website from which the limerick came.
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Old 11-17-2019, 09:43 PM   #345
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