Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 26

classicman · 10-09-2008, 06:19 PM

HAHAHAHA - thats a really good one.

Treasenuak · 10-10-2008, 02:50 PM

I can see MiniTrea pulling that stunt someday...

monster · 10-10-2008, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Treasenuak

I can see MiniTrea pulling that stunt someday...

Isn't the correct term for a MiniTrea Bonsai?

Treasenuak · 10-11-2008, 12:28 PM

-chuckles- maybe if I were pruning her on a regular basis, or had her in a mini planter on my desk... she doesn't take too kindly to that though.

footfootfoot · 10-31-2008, 02:42 PM

As best as I could piece together: when my dad was on Saipan in WWII he was concussed by a shell and his mates though he'd been killed and left him on the beach. Everyone was evacutaing and getting back on the boats and one of my dad's pals decided to go back and drag his body onto the boat.

My dad eventually reagined consciousness and was *not dead yet*.

I recently got an email from the widow of the man who rescued my dad, She had been very close with him and my aunts and uncles after the war and is still close with my surving aunts and uncle. She emailed me a pic of my dad at about 17 or 18 years old. He's the one with the goofy hat.

I showed the inch his picture and "This is a picture of my dad when he was so and so's age."

The inch looked at the picture and said: "You know what you can do? You should build your dad up in your mind so you can pretend he is still here."

Shawnee123 · 10-31-2008, 03:32 PM

That's a sweet picture and a sweet thing for your kid to say. Bravo.

lookout123 · 11-01-2008, 12:19 AM

nice pic and better story foot3.

Clodfobble · 11-14-2008, 03:30 PM

Dammit. My carefree days are over. Minifob's language skills have passed the line into being able to repeat anything he hears. And I screwed up.

I'm a big fan of the group Asylum Street Spankers, and they are in heavy rotation on my iPod shuffle. This song came up the other day, and I let it play (skip ahead to 1:30 in, language NSFW):

Catchy, right? Yeah, minifob thought so too. He's been singing "Beer beer beer beer I love beer" for over a week now. Especially in public. And just in time to be around the relatives for the holidays. Greeeeat.

Sundae · 11-14-2008, 03:42 PM

Clod, having listened to the song, you should be grateful he's only singing the beer part!
(not a comment on your parenting, the song made me laugh, but "makes me want to fuck Madonna" really made me laugh

)

Just get another catchy song in his head - I know from the kids on the bus that they'll sing damn-most anything. I remember my niece one year singing the hook to rather an explicit rap song. My BIL shrugged and said at least it as the only part she understood.

Foot I missed your post originally. Wow - that's some good advice. And a lovely picture to have.

Pie · 11-14-2008, 03:43 PM

Just play the song for them, get the whole group singing!

Clodfobble · 11-14-2008, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

not a comment on your parenting, the song made me laugh, but "makes me want to fuck Madonna" really made me laugh

Ah, see but the album version says "do Madonna." Which makes it all okay, right?

footfootfoot · 11-14-2008, 05:19 PM

I think I put a version of "Darktown Strutter's Ball" on my cmep collection. The asylum street spankers do a version of it, but not as good as the vintage classic by the clovers. anyway, you may remember the title was corrupted to "The rotten cocksuckers ball" The lyrics would make Lenny Bruce blush. I'll dig around and see if I have the spanker's version and I'll put it up on cmep3 if I do.

ZenGum · 11-14-2008, 05:25 PM

Ahhh, which "Madonna"? Especially at Christmas, this could be fantastic.

footfootfoot · 11-14-2008, 05:58 PM

Nope, but you're .99 away:
http://www.amazon.com/Rotten-Cocksuc.../dp/B000TPL6VS

Juniper · 11-14-2008, 07:45 PM

When my son was about two, he was riding in the car with his dad and grandpa, and saw some guy jogging. Kid started giggling and pointing at the jogger. "Hey dad," he said, "Look, that guy forgot his car!"

10-09-2008, 06:19 PM	#376
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	HAHAHAHA - thats a really good one. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-31-2008, 02:42 PM	#380
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	As best as I could piece together: when my dad was on Saipan in WWII he was concussed by a shell and his mates though he'd been killed and left him on the beach. Everyone was evacutaing and getting back on the boats and one of my dad's pals decided to go back and drag his body onto the boat. My dad eventually reagined consciousness and was not dead yet. I recently got an email from the widow of the man who rescued my dad, She had been very close with him and my aunts and uncles after the war and is still close with my surving aunts and uncle. She emailed me a pic of my dad at about 17 or 18 years old. He's the one with the goofy hat. I showed the inch his picture and "This is a picture of my dad when he was so and so's age." The inch looked at the picture and said: "You know what you can do? You should build your dad up in your mind so you can pretend he is still here." Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-31-2008, 03:32 PM	#381
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That's a sweet picture and a sweet thing for your kid to say. Bravo. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-01-2008, 12:19 AM	#382
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	nice pic and better story foot3. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-14-2008, 03:30 PM	#383
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Dammit. My carefree days are over. Minifob's language skills have passed the line into being able to repeat anything he hears. And I screwed up. I'm a big fan of the group Asylum Street Spankers, and they are in heavy rotation on my iPod shuffle. This song came up the other day, and I let it play (skip ahead to 1:30 in, language NSFW): Catchy, right? Yeah, minifob thought so too. He's been singing "Beer beer beer beer I love beer" for over a week now. Especially in public. And just in time to be around the relatives for the holidays. Greeeeat. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-10-2008, 02:50 PM	#377
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	I can see MiniTrea pulling that stunt someday...

10-11-2008, 12:28 PM	#379
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	-chuckles- maybe if I were pruning her on a regular basis, or had her in a mini planter on my desk... she doesn't take too kindly to that though.

11-14-2008, 03:42 PM	#384
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Clod, having listened to the song, you should be grateful he's only singing the beer part! (not a comment on your parenting, the song made me laugh, but "makes me want to fuck Madonna" really made me laugh ) Just get another catchy song in his head - I know from the kids on the bus that they'll sing damn-most anything. I remember my niece one year singing the hook to rather an explicit rap song. My BIL shrugged and said at least it as the only part she understood. Foot I missed your post originally. Wow - that's some good advice. And a lovely picture to have.

11-14-2008, 03:43 PM	#385
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Just play the song for them, get the whole group singing! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-14-2008, 05:19 PM	#387
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think I put a version of "Darktown Strutter's Ball" on my cmep collection. The asylum street spankers do a version of it, but not as good as the vintage classic by the clovers. anyway, you may remember the title was corrupted to "The rotten cocksuckers ball" The lyrics would make Lenny Bruce blush. I'll dig around and see if I have the spanker's version and I'll put it up on cmep3 if I do. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-14-2008, 05:25 PM	#388
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Ahhh, which "Madonna"? Especially at Christmas, this could be fantastic. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-14-2008, 05:58 PM	#389
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Nope, but you're .99 away: http://www.amazon.com/Rotten-Cocksuc.../dp/B000TPL6VS __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-14-2008, 07:45 PM	#390
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	When my son was about two, he was riding in the car with his dad and grandpa, and saw some guy jogging. Kid started giggling and pointing at the jogger. "Hey dad," he said, "Look, that guy forgot his car!"

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