Sexual Imorality - Page 6

JBKlyde · 04-23-2012, 05:53 PM

maybe I just need to be filled in on the 'rules' of this society..

Happy Monkey · 04-23-2012, 06:11 PM

Rule for this society: "I just might kill someone" is not a good joke.
Rule for yourself: A society where "I just might kill someone" is a good joke is not a good society to be in.

wolf · 04-23-2012, 07:02 PM

Metaphors do not work well when there is a disease involved in which concrete interpretation of metaphorical statements is a common symptom.

(if you've ever had a therapist ask you to explain proverbs, they're testing for schizophrenia)

Flint · 04-23-2012, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde

I'm not gay. Aparentaly everyone here is... and that's why the communications gap.

Correction: not everyone here is ƒucking crazy. You are, but that's excusable. You're stupid, too. Also excusable. The poorly conveyed, even more poorly understood Christian claptrap, also excusable. Put them all together and you still pass the threshhold afforded by our collective sense of pity mixed with morbid fascination and insuppressible laughter.

However, there is a line.

You've crossed it, in case you hadn't noticed.

You are truly, deeply, and possibly irrevocably, what is known as a real "piece of shit" human being. It doesn't make me feel good to tell you this.

But maybe, just maybe, upon receiving the verbal equivalent of being smashed directly in the ego with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick, you'll say to yourself "Hey, I ƒucked up bad. I need to reexamine my shit, like deep down, to the darkest nooks and crannies of my malformed abortion of what passes--these days--for a human soul."

You think you're better than anybody? Because you can parrot childish fairy tales from a mediocre, 2,000 year-old self-help book? Get a ƒucking clue, if you're able (which I doubt). You can hide behind whatever books you like, it won't "fix" what's broken inside you.

You haven't just misspoken, you've revelaed your true colors.

classicman · 04-23-2012, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

A stupid metaphor.

I disagree and again, stand by my statement. YMMV

JBKlyde · 04-24-2012, 10:38 AM

Quote:

You think you're better than anybody? Because you can parrot childish fairy tales from a mediocre, 2,000 year-old self-help book? Get a ƒucking clue, if you're able (which I doubt). You can hide behind whatever books you like, it won't "fix" what's broken inside you.

I BLEED red white and blue..

monster · 04-24-2012, 01:11 PM

You're French?

Undertoad · 04-24-2012, 02:09 PM

"Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's" (Matthew 22:21).

The red, white and blue are Caesar's. Do not be overly bothered by the earthly authority of government.

JBKlyde · 04-24-2012, 04:49 PM

http://www.environics.com/product/re...device-robd-0/

Sheldonrs · 04-25-2012, 12:11 PM

I agree with Flint. JBK is a piece of shit. But, unlike JB, shit can be useful.

Sheldonrs · 04-25-2012, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde

I BLEED red white and blue..

So long as you are bleeding, that's all that matters.

infinite monkey · 04-25-2012, 12:24 PM

Violence begets violence.

monster · 04-25-2012, 01:15 PM

Isn't that inbreeding?

infinite monkey · 04-25-2012, 01:16 PM

Seems to be.

You know, like the aristocrat kind, not the hillbilly kind.

No offense to aristocrats or hillbillies, mind you.

monster · 04-25-2012, 06:58 PM

Violence is kinda offended, tho'.....

04-23-2012, 06:11 PM	#77
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Rule for this society: "I just might kill someone" is not a good joke. Rule for yourself: A society where "I just might kill someone" is a good joke is not a good society to be in. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-23-2012, 07:02 PM	#78
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Metaphors do not work well when there is a disease involved in which concrete interpretation of metaphorical statements is a common symptom. (if you've ever had a therapist ask you to explain proverbs, they're testing for schizophrenia) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-24-2012, 01:11 PM	#82
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You're French? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-25-2012, 12:11 PM	#85
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I agree with Flint. JBK is a piece of shit. But, unlike JB, shit can be useful. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-25-2012, 01:15 PM	#88
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Isn't that inbreeding? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-23-2012, 05:53 PM	#76
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	maybe I just need to be filled in on the 'rules' of this society..

04-24-2012, 02:09 PM	#83
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	"Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's" (Matthew 22:21). The red, white and blue are Caesar's. Do not be overly bothered by the earthly authority of government.

04-24-2012, 04:49 PM	#84
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	http://www.environics.com/product/re...device-robd-0/

04-25-2012, 12:24 PM	#87
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Violence begets violence.

04-25-2012, 01:16 PM	#89
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Seems to be. You know, like the aristocrat kind, not the hillbilly kind. No offense to aristocrats or hillbillies, mind you.

04-25-2012, 06:58 PM	#90
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Violence is kinda offended, tho'..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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