June 19th, 2014: Bran Castle

xoxoxoBruce · 06-19-2014, 12:51 AM

Bran Castle, popularly know as Dracula's castle, can be yours for only $80 million. Think of the Halloween parties your could host, scaring the shit out of everyone. It's easier because the Bran loosens them up.

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We invite you to experience the history, the myth, the intrigue and the magic of this wonderful place and its Queen. We hope that you will carry the spirit that makes us love Bran Castle with you, always.
We look forward to your visit.
— Dominic Habsburg

I think you'd have to be a little batty.

Sundae · 06-19-2014, 01:08 AM

I wonder if the staff are English.
Because apparently everyone in Romania has moved over here and stolen our jobs.
(note, a sly comment on the vitriol of British tabloids, not my personal view)
I'm not sure I want any of the spirit that would make me love the place though. My liver consultant wouldn't approve of me carrying it with me.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-19-2014, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

I wonder if the staff are English.
Because apparently everyone in Romania has moved over here and stolen our jobs.
(note, a sly comment on the vitriol of British tabloids, not my personal view)

That's because you shipped all the weirdos to the colonies.

footfootfoot · 06-19-2014, 10:16 AM

Is that a regular castle?

glatt · 06-19-2014, 10:20 AM

A little too regular.

lumberjim · 06-19-2014, 11:14 AM

Must have been a lot of work raisin' that place

Sheldonrs · 06-19-2014, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Must have been a lot of work raisin' that place

I see what you did there!

lumberjim · 06-19-2014, 12:58 PM

I tried to figure out how to get 'two scoops' into the pun...but everything I thought of was flaky.

Sheldonrs · 06-19-2014, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

I tried to figure out how to get 'two scoops' into the pun...but everything I thought of was flaky.

And that goes against the grain.

06-19-2014, 01:08 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I wonder if the staff are English. Because apparently everyone in Romania has moved over here and stolen our jobs. (note, a sly comment on the vitriol of British tabloids, not my personal view) I'm not sure I want any of the spirit that would make me love the place though. My liver consultant wouldn't approve of me carrying it with me. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-19-2014, 10:16 AM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Is that a regular castle? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-19-2014, 11:14 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Must have been a lot of work raisin' that place __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-19-2014, 12:58 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I tried to figure out how to get 'two scoops' into the pun...but everything I thought of was flaky. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-19-2014, 10:20 AM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	A little too regular.

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