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Old 11-17-2009, 10:44 AM   #1
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Nov 17, 2009: Oh Mickey, you're so fine...

I took a photo of this community-service exhibit at my apartment complex in Beijing. From what I was able to piece together, it was part of a population-control display (China's old one-child-per-family policy has gone away, but they still encourage people to keep the numbers semi-manageable.)

So I can understand the various condoms in the display. And I kind of understand the "adult toys"; after all, they DO ensure no unwanted pregnancies.

But can anyone explain why the organizers decided to put Mickey Mouse in there? Holding a dildo??

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Old 11-17-2009, 10:47 AM   #2
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That's a dildo? It looks like a baby bottle!
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Old 11-17-2009, 12:25 PM   #3
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Mickey and dildos go together like Mom and apple pie.
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Old 11-17-2009, 12:31 PM   #4
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Mickey and dildos go together like Mom and apple pie.
I'd hate to see any Mom using an apple pie the same way Mickey would use a dildo.
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Old 11-17-2009, 01:16 PM   #5
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maybe it's a douche - er. or an enema apparatus!
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Old 11-17-2009, 01:21 PM   #6
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That's a dildo? It looks like a baby bottle!
From the nozzle on the tip, I can see how a baby could use it. But then what's the purpose of those yellow bristles if not side-wall-scrubbing-action?
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Old 11-17-2009, 01:25 PM   #7
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You mean like an inverse car wash?

Arghhhhhhhhh...no thanks!
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Old 11-17-2009, 02:36 PM   #8
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"It's bristled for her pleasure."
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Old 11-17-2009, 03:35 PM   #9
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This one time,...at band camp,...
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Old 11-17-2009, 04:00 PM   #10
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It looks like Mickey is saying" And it was thiiiiis big...."
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:26 PM   #11
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After Minnie discovered Goofy, she started calling Mickey "Mini Mouse," so Mickey bought the big fancy dildo to win her back.
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Old 11-17-2009, 08:46 PM   #12
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Hey, Disney theme parks are full of rides. Why shouldn't the display have the do it yourself version?
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:45 PM   #13
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I hate when people just post to say they saw a mistake, but this one's too important to let go. I live in Shenzhen, China, and as far as everyone here knows the rule is still in effect. The differences are that people are becoming wealthy enough that they can pay the fines so they don't care, and don't rely on government housing or jobs that they still lose if they have two kids. Farmers have always been exempt, and if a couple are both single kids then they are allowed 2. Other than that, the law still stands.
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:14 AM   #14
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Well, I think my wife may have hit it on the head...

The first thing that drew her eyes was the Mickey Mouse, then you stop and get a better look at it and realize what it all is about. It's like HEY! THAT'S MICKEY MOU... WTF!!! Why is mickey holding a crotch rocket????????

My theory is less plausable but more interesting...

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Old 11-18-2009, 01:43 AM   #15
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"It's bristled for her pleasure."
Exactly, Chinese Tickler.
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