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Old 07-19-2009, 10:07 AM   #541
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Another ex-marine kills a bear by throwing a log at it.

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Holy shit. He killed a bear by throwing a log at it.

Even Rambo would have used a knife.

I think "do not mess with ex-marines" sounds like a good rule for life.
This guy will never have to get in a fist fight. He just looks at you, with those bear-killing eyes... and you know.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:32 PM   #542
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Smokey the chihuahua impaled by BBQ fork...survives.
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Old 07-19-2009, 12:51 PM   #543
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This is surprising, to me. I guess he hit the lion with a glancing blow on the shoulder, rather that a straight shot to soft tissue.
Cats have fantastic body control and reaction time, I'm picturing the animal bouncing off the blade when Britton probably thought he had a chance to take him down.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:23 PM   #544
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Go Fetch!

Ok, bring that back right now!

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Old 07-23-2009, 12:04 AM   #545
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A dingo ate your baby?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 07-25-2009, 08:06 AM   #546
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A hot night of love making.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...2&in_page_id=2
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Old 07-25-2009, 12:28 PM   #547
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A "sex session in a bush".

That's where mine usually take place...
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Old 07-26-2009, 03:27 AM   #548
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No, a sex session in the bushes, like we wish.
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Old 07-26-2009, 07:54 PM   #549
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I'm married.

I'm relegated to one bush these days.
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Old 07-26-2009, 07:56 PM   #550
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Old 07-26-2009, 08:04 PM   #551
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Old 07-27-2009, 08:12 PM   #552
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Swimmers warned over loved-up dolphin

New Zealand swimmers are being warned not to go out into the sea alone - or they risk getting a little too much love from a lonely dolphin.

Moko the dolphin took up residence at Mahia, on the east coast of the North Island, last year.

Since then hundreds of people have swum with him, but on the weekend things got out of hand with one woman.

Moko wanted to keep playing and kept swimming in circles around the woman, stopping her from returning to the beach.

She panicked, jumped on a buoy 200 metres out to sea and screamed for help.

Fisherman Joe Hedley says Moko is craving human company.

"He lets you hang onto his fins, swims around his legs, lets you pat and scratch him," he said.

"He'll come right in to knee-deep water".

He says people should stay close to shore and only swim with Moko if they are in a group.
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Old 07-28-2009, 07:49 PM   #553
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Witchy Woman, UK style.

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Old 07-28-2009, 07:50 PM   #554
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Not for the faint of heart.



Police: Woman accused of killing newborn ate brain



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Old 07-31-2009, 08:54 AM   #555
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People can be really stupid. This one should enter a Darwin contest and try to win.

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