Gifts from non Secret Santas - Page 2

zippyt · 12-08-2009, 04:42 PM

Left over from last years Ice storm , they Last for YEARS !!!!

richlevy · 12-12-2009, 08:19 PM

I love this part, from Wikipedia. So the government doesn't like civilians buying MRE's, but can't prove that it's illegal.

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Resale status

As a result of earlier unauthorized sales to civilians, the Department of Defense requires that

U.S. Government Property, Commercial Resale is Unlawful

be printed on each case of MREs.[11] Despite the disclaimer, there are no laws that forbid the resale of MREs.[12] Although the government has attempted to discourage sellers from selling MREs[13], auction sites such as eBay have continued to allow auctions of the MREs because the Department of Defense has been unable to show them any regulations or laws specifically outlawing the practice. According to a spokesman for eBay, "until a law is passed saying you can't sell these things, we're not going to stop them from being sold on the site."[14]
The recent growth of MREs listed on eBay (2005) has resulted in a government investigation of whether they were intended for Hurricane Katrina victims, and the news media nickname "Meals Ready for eBay."[15] Some cases are being sold from Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida and other Gulf states affected by Katrina. The internal cost of a 12 pack case of MREs is $86.98 (approx. $7.25 a meal) to the government, much higher than what is actually paid to vendors.[15] That said, MREs can be purchased by civilians directly from the contractors who supply MREs to the U.S. Government. These MREs are very similar to genuine US Government MREs, differing only in minor details (i.e. design of case and bag or type of spoon).
Flameless Ration Heaters are prohibited on commercial airlines unless sealed in the original MRE menu bag, due to the hydrogen fumes yielded by the chemical process of cooking with them.

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Flameless Ration Heaters are prohibited on commercial airlines unless sealed in the original MRE menu bag, due to the hydrogen fumes yielded by the chemical process of cooking with them.

Darn, a hot MRE would have been cheaper and tastier than airline food.

ZenGum · 12-13-2009, 09:25 PM

Demand .... supply ... margin ... profit ... business.

YTF not?

It's not like they are classified material or anything, right?

Hello? [tap tap] America? Are you on?

xoxoxoBruce · 12-13-2009, 09:33 PM

Because it's materiel that gives people on the move a tactical advantage, and they would rather not let the bad guys have that.

ZenGum · 12-13-2009, 10:02 PM

mmmm, I suppose ...

dar512 · 12-14-2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Because it's materiel that gives people on the move a tactical advantage, and they would rather not let the bad guys have that.

Oh lord. They're going to confiscate my jerky!

TheMercenary · 12-14-2009, 09:10 AM

The only way you can get the cases of MRE's from the military is to steal them, hence the ones that go to the government are marked accordingly. As you can see there is a huge market for these on the civilian side and they want to discourage soldiers from stealing them to resell them. The ones you can buy are similar, but not the same.

BrianR · 12-14-2009, 09:29 AM

I don't steal mine. I either trade or buy them from a quartermaster who issues them to troops. They go out on maneuvers with them. They order pizzas and return the unused MREs which are no longer in the computer. Since they officially don't exist, he can legally dispose of them as he sees fit. I get a case now and then.

TheMercenary · 12-14-2009, 09:33 AM

You know what I mean, I was not pointing fingers, just pointing out why the military marks them differently. I have a closet full of MRE's that I was issued but just never used. Including one Artic ration.

The CIA · 12-14-2009, 09:57 AM

We've already got agents working on this. those of you that are in possession of illegal MREs should contact our office immediately. (703) 482-0623

It will go easier on you.

monster · 12-14-2009, 10:09 AM

great thread because I know of another non-secret-santa gift that was mistaken for the secret santa one.... now there's a thread for it.

zippyt · 12-14-2009, 08:06 PM

Merc , we and our Neighbor were given these Mres by the National Guard when we got Ice Stormed out Last year , not stollen , our Neighbors didn't like them and gave them to us ,
Jinx and I were discussing them one nite in chat ,
She had Never had one so I sent her some to try .

zippyt · 12-14-2009, 08:23 PM

A Box arrived from Jim and Jinx today Full of Goodys !!!!!!

some Soup

OMG BACON Salad Dressing !!!!

Some HOT Horse Raddish

Some Pickled Goodys

Some Hot sauce

and some Sweet goodys

Thanks Guys , we WILL Enjoy these Goodys !!!!!

Trilby · 12-14-2009, 08:30 PM

that's some might fine snackin' there zippy.

monster · 12-14-2009, 08:47 PM

I'm thinking you got the better end of the deal, there, zippy!

12-08-2009, 04:42 PM	#16
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Left over from last years Ice storm , they Last for YEARS !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-13-2009, 09:25 PM	#18
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Demand .... supply ... margin ... profit ... business. YTF not? It's not like they are classified material or anything, right? Hello? [tap tap] America? Are you on? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-13-2009, 09:33 PM	#19
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Because it's materiel that gives people on the move a tactical advantage, and they would rather not let the bad guys have that. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-13-2009, 10:02 PM	#20
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	mmmm, I suppose ... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-14-2009, 09:10 AM	#22
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	The only way you can get the cases of MRE's from the military is to steal them, hence the ones that go to the government are marked accordingly. As you can see there is a huge market for these on the civilian side and they want to discourage soldiers from stealing them to resell them. The ones you can buy are similar, but not the same. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-14-2009, 09:29 AM	#23
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I don't steal mine. I either trade or buy them from a quartermaster who issues them to troops. They go out on maneuvers with them. They order pizzas and return the unused MREs which are no longer in the computer. Since they officially don't exist, he can legally dispose of them as he sees fit. I get a case now and then. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-14-2009, 09:33 AM	#24
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	You know what I mean, I was not pointing fingers, just pointing out why the military marks them differently. I have a closet full of MRE's that I was issued but just never used. Including one Artic ration. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! Last edited by TheMercenary; 12-14-2009 at 09:40 AM.

12-14-2009, 09:57 AM	#25
The CIA ever vigilant Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Washington DC Posts: 30	We've already got agents working on this. those of you that are in possession of illegal MREs should contact our office immediately. (703) 482-0623 It will go easier on you. __________________ we know all about you

12-14-2009, 10:09 AM	#26
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	great thread because I know of another non-secret-santa gift that was mistaken for the secret santa one.... now there's a thread for it. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-14-2009, 08:06 PM	#27
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Merc , we and our Neighbor were given these Mres by the National Guard when we got Ice Stormed out Last year , not stollen , our Neighbors didn't like them and gave them to us , Jinx and I were discussing them one nite in chat , She had Never had one so I sent her some to try . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner Last edited by zippyt; 12-14-2009 at 08:23 PM.

12-14-2009, 08:23 PM	#28
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	A Box arrived from Jim and Jinx today Full of Goodys !!!!!! some Soup OMG BACON Salad Dressing !!!! Some HOT Horse Raddish Some Pickled Goodys Some Hot sauce and some Sweet goodys Thanks Guys , we WILL Enjoy these Goodys !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-14-2009, 08:30 PM	#29
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	that's some might fine snackin' there zippy. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-14-2009, 08:47 PM	#30
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm thinking you got the better end of the deal, there, zippy! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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