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Old 09-07-2020, 12:52 PM   #1
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trump is a Blow Job and so is mike pence

I took a 30 mile detour and spent an hour in the car to make a 5 minute trip. So pence can tour a factory or some such. He is not supposed to land for another hour and you can't get on the freeway going east or drive on some of the major streets on French Island where I live. As far as i'm concerned donnie and mikey are both Butt Fucks.

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Old 09-07-2020, 01:01 PM   #2
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I must object to your equating Trump and Pense to a blow job.
You would enjoy a blow job.
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Old 09-07-2020, 01:03 PM   #3
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I kinda like blow jobs...
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Old 09-07-2020, 01:08 PM   #4
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I know I should have used Butt Fuck.
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Old 09-07-2020, 01:10 PM   #5
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I couldn't change the title. Sorry.
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Old 09-07-2020, 03:39 PM   #6
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This is what i hate about the phrase "fuck cancer" because fucking is fun and cancer is the absolute dark abyss opposite
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Old 09-08-2020, 08:28 AM   #7
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How about Trump is an ass chancre?
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Old 09-08-2020, 10:19 AM   #8
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I'll accept that.
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Old 09-08-2020, 10:04 PM   #9
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Honestly, just "Trump Is" is fairly offensive.....
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Old 09-09-2020, 06:21 PM   #10
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Honestly, just "Trump Is" is fairly offensive.....
Why do you love him so much?

Nixon loves Trump. It makes obvious that Nixon was not a crook.

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Old 09-25-2020, 02:14 AM   #11
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Edward Jones, my financial guru, sent advice...

Will the stock market have short-term reactions to the policy proposals and election uncertainties? We think so.
But there is good news for long-term investors. History shows us it’s the fundamental factors – such as economic growth, rising corporate profits and interest rate conditions – that are the more powerful and lasting determinant of market performance. When it comes to your portfolio, ensure your financial goals, not election uncertainties, are your guide.

1. The market doesn’t "win" or "lose" on election day.
2. Differing policies may rock the boat but won't sink the ship.
3. The market doesn’t have a political party. Elections matter, but fundamentals matter more.
4. When it comes to your portfolio, vote with your goals, not the polls.

Since World War II, the average annual return of the U.S. stock market has been 11.1%. It has performed well under both Republican and Democratic presidents, with the strongest annualized returns occurring during the Reagan (R), Eisenhower (R), Obama (D), Clinton (D) and Ford (R) presidencies.


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Old 10-04-2020, 07:31 PM   #12
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I must object to your equating Trump and Pense to a blow job.

You would enjoy a blow job.
I was going to make the same point. Blowjobs are the delivery of a promise. Trump is all promise and no delivery resulting metaphorically in a permanent case of blue balls.

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Old 10-04-2020, 11:04 PM   #13
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Trump is all promise and no delivery resulting metaphorically in a permanent case of blue balls.
Wow. Did not realize. They named a town in Pennsylvania after Trump. Blue Balls PA
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Old 10-04-2020, 11:23 PM   #14
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Brit Flashback 1988 warning......

Every time I read this thread topic, I hear the following from A Tribe of Toffs. I just can't suffer alone any more. Sorry. But not much.

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Old 10-05-2020, 12:46 AM   #15
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Wow. Did not realize. They named a town in Pennsylvania after Trump. Blue Balls PA
Yep there's also a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse which means if Trump wins Pennsylvania we're screwed.

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