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Old 06-28-2018, 02:58 PM   #1516
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RIP Harlan Ellison.
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Old 06-28-2018, 03:51 PM   #1517
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People call me an asshole. I could take lessons on being an asshole from Harlan Ellison.

I could prolly take a lesson from a lot of people on a lot of things. I'm not a particularly good person.
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Old 06-28-2018, 10:21 PM   #1518
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You ain't nearly as bad as you think you are.
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Old 06-29-2018, 08:04 AM   #1519
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People call me an asshole. I could take lessons on being an asshole from Harlan Ellison.

I could prolly take a lesson from a lot of people on a lot of things. I'm not a particularly good person.
We can easily find worse than you brother.
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Old 06-29-2018, 12:54 PM   #1520
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You could much more easily find someone better.
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Old 06-29-2018, 12:56 PM   #1521
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I don't know what I ever did to 2018, but, everything after February has been one long, continuous kick square in the nuts.
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Old 06-29-2018, 06:12 PM   #1522
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You could much more easily find someone better.
Of course, easily find somebody better than anyone I've ever known.
The truth is in how easily and how many I can find worse than someone.
In your case not so easy, and not so many, I think.
You retired too young, only really rich people can pull that off without becoming bored and unhappy.
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Old 08-07-2018, 01:36 PM   #1523
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Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life died on July 5. Charlotte Rae was 92.

Her fish was bone cancer.
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Old 08-07-2018, 05:04 PM   #1524
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I would be ecstatic to make 82.
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:55 PM   #1525
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Sam Kinison said "Ya shouldn't be a life pig. Check out about 60, leave a good-looking corpse. People walking by your casket saying "Geez, he looks great doesn't he?"

There's gonna hafta be some sort of world-shift for me to make 82.
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Old 08-08-2018, 02:16 PM   #1526
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My limit is 62. I'll be signing off then.
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Old 08-08-2018, 02:59 PM   #1527
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My limit is 62. I'll be signing off then.
WTF, and leave all that Social Security and Medicare on the table? Let the bastards win? C'mon Bro stick around.
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Old 08-08-2018, 05:32 PM   #1528
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WTF, and leave all that Social Security and Medicare on the table? Let the bastards win? C'mon Bro stick around.
It's a family tradition.
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Old 08-13-2018, 03:49 PM   #1529
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Remember Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart? Pro wrestler? Made a living being thrown around and throwing people around.

Fell and hit his head at home. He was 63
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Old 08-16-2018, 09:25 AM   #1530
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Undisputed Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin, 76, fuck cancer


Mama played Aretha records a lot when I was a kid.
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