06-18-2010, 05:03 PM | #197 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Wolf your stories are da bomb. You couldn't make this stuff up if you wanted to.
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06-23-2010, 10:09 PM | #198 |
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The air conditioner broke. Hottest fricken day of the fricken year so far and the air conditioner broke.
What does the bosslady say? "Oh, well, I'll send AmbulanceCrewChief (her husband) to the store tomorrow." Tomorrow?? I don't need a fricken air conditioner TOMORROW. I need one NOW. I am fanning myself with a hand fan. That's why I'm typing more slowly. One handed typing. (I will not say anything about where I might have learned that particular skill.)
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09-17-2010, 12:28 PM | #199 |
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Every now and again people do things that surprise even me.
Strange, though, that I have to argue with police departments about whether it's crazy enough or not. So, what did the guy do? Homeless man goes into a shopping center parking lot in broad daylight and realizes he has some personal needs to attend to. So he breaks into a car. And takes a shit AND pisses in the car. And THEN takes a nap. Vandalism, yes. Creating a public nuisance, yes. Crazy enough to be in the hospital? Not entirely. Being insufferably annoying may carry some weight here, but not in terms of the Mental Health Procedures Act. The officer and his sergeant both were not impressed by my suggestion that they just charge him and dump him back across the line into the city, where he belonged.
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09-17-2010, 12:30 PM | #200 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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That's not fun. Dumping him in the local burb would be fun.
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09-17-2010, 12:51 PM | #201 |
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A neighboring jurisdiction on MY side of the line would not serve my purposes. You don't catch and release in your own patch, eh? (yes, the shopping center was in The Kingdom, where presumably the only suitable bushes are behind the walls of gated communities or palaces).
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09-18-2010, 01:12 PM | #202 |
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Next time he'll know better - if he wants a roof over his head, he should take that crap and write on the windshield with it.
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09-19-2010, 01:39 PM | #203 |
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We support the fecal decorative.
Amazing though. Take a dump on a picture of the Virgin Mary and you're an artist. Take a dump on a leather interior and you're a vandal.
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10-13-2010, 04:50 PM | #204 |
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Hi wolf--may I cut in please? Thanks.
I work in a weird office. A fella just walked in and said hey... (showing me a catalog) guess what this is? Me: ???? It was a rat guillotine. A tabletop guillotine for decapitating rats. Me: Well... learned something today. It was a serious piece of lab equipment. /narrator voice "This is BigV, reporting from the twilight zone. Back to you wolf."
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10-13-2010, 10:02 PM | #205 |
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It makes it easier to grind their brains up and put them in a centrifuge.
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10-17-2010, 09:42 AM | #206 |
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I've been working dayshift while the boss is cruising around the Mediterranean.
Dayshift is more stressful, because I don't know many of their rules, other than "all of administration is here, you have to really suck up." I also am usually not exposed to my own department's supervisory staff for more than a half-hour to an hour a day. I now am sitting next to the Crisis Boss for 8 hours at a stretch. I wonder if this is anything like exposure to unstable radioactive isotopes. Probably. It does endanger my employment status. Things that I say or do under ordinary circumstances might represent a firing offense to her. I have no way of knowing. I should be back on my shift next Thursday.
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10-17-2010, 09:48 AM | #207 |
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Tiptoe through the nuthouse
By the Cri-boss, that is where I'll be Come tiptoe through the mine field with me
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10-17-2010, 09:57 AM | #208 |
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Example.
Disagreed with the doc on the disposition of a patient. Stated my case, included statement that "he's slimy. Not a true word is coming out of his mouth. He's faking good." Doc says, "but he says that the shotgun was just laying on the floor and that he was just picking it up, and it couldn't fire anyway it was so old and the barrel was welded shut." "That's not what the family says." Next thing I know the hospital CEO is calling me. "What's with you and the doctor?" So I explain my side, say she disagrees with me. End of conversation. For me. "Let me speak to the doctor." Next thing I know doc tells me, "Well, I'm admitting him so we don't get sued." Half hour later I take a call from the involved police department, wanting to make sure we're keeping the guy. I ask the Sgt. about the weapon. No, it wasn't some antique, and yes, it appeared to be in perfect, firing condition, and yes, it was recovered loaded. I win. But the doc will probably take a couple of days to get over her snit.
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10-17-2010, 10:13 AM | #209 |
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Strike one - disagreeing with doctor.
Strike two - being right.
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10-17-2010, 10:15 AM | #210 |
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I typically hit with bases loaded, and two outs.
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