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Old 04-26-2011, 09:25 AM   #1
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What is the whiniest, most horrible song EVER?

Right now:

Grenade by Bruno Mars

"and you tossed it in the trash
and you tossed it in the trash"

"wah wah wah no melody wah wah
cry cry cry monotone notes wah wah wah"
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Old 04-26-2011, 09:35 AM   #2
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Seasons in the Sun.

Die already!
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Old 04-26-2011, 09:36 AM   #3
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Anything by Celine Dion. No, that's not the name of a song.
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Old 04-26-2011, 09:37 AM   #4
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart...
But the very next day, you gave it away...

Blah, blah, angsty love, blah blah.
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Old 04-26-2011, 09:53 AM   #5
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Anything by Celine Dion. No, that's not the name of a song.
I was gonna say that
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Old 04-26-2011, 09:59 AM   #6
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Please Forgive Me by Bryan Adams

GAWD he sucks.

And I'm not anti-Canadian. I'm in love with Ed Robertson.
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Old 04-26-2011, 10:08 AM   #7
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Old 04-26-2011, 10:08 AM   #8
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I'm not anti Canadian. Some of my best friends know Canadians.
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Old 04-26-2011, 10:14 AM   #9
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(screeching whine) How am I supposed to live without you? (cry sniffle snort)
(renew screeching whine) after I've been lovin' you so longgggggggggggggggggggggg? (boohoo)

'Cause, Michael Boltons sucks worse even than Celine and Bryan.
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Old 04-26-2011, 10:32 AM   #10
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Second Chance by Shinedown.
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Old 04-26-2011, 12:01 PM   #11
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WHINY, but not horrible.

terrible video.

hot chick

i'm torn


the chorus is haunting, but the rest of the song kind of wanders
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Old 04-26-2011, 04:51 PM   #12
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That one about not being picked for teams in basketball and sitting by the phone waiting for it to ring. Whine whine whine.
It always makes me think "How're going to get a date if you don't go out and meet ppl, huh?"
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Old 04-26-2011, 05:17 PM   #13
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(screeching whine) How am I supposed to live without you? (cry sniffle snort)
(renew screeching whine) after I've been lovin' you so longgggggggggggggggggggggg? (boohoo)

'Cause, Michael Boltons sucks worse even than Celine and Bryan.
Okay, this literally made me giggle out loud!

I think I'll have to nominate MacArthur Park

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!


Oh, no?

OH, NO!

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Old 04-26-2011, 05:19 PM   #14
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*chuckles* at limey
Do you mean At Seventeen by Janis Ian?
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Old 04-26-2011, 05:21 PM   #15
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Lol jill!

Oh no, indeed!
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