The Sex Thread - Page 50

plthijinx · 12-16-2005, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

How come only the married people are having sex?.......

hehe. i'm not married and i enjoy my lunch hour just about evvvvvery day!
no, my hand is NOT tired and yes, my g/f is finally home!

yesman065 · 12-16-2005, 07:48 AM

Outstanding and a lot easier than typing with one hand

Trilby · 12-16-2005, 08:56 AM

[quote=plthijinx]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

How come only the married people are having sex?......./QUOTE]

hehe. i'm not married and i enjoy my lunch hour just about evvvvvery day!
no, my hand is NOT tired and yes, my g/f is finally home!

I did think of you, plt, when I wrote that and I should have included a caveat for you!

Anyway-congrats on all the good exercise you are getting!

plthijinx · 12-16-2005, 10:13 AM

oh yeah. it's awesome! we're compatible in every sense....
look for a marriage post in the near future!

capnhowdy · 12-16-2005, 01:05 PM

then you can start having sex once a month.

plthijinx · 12-16-2005, 01:13 PM

i hope to take exception to that conception!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-16-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

How come only the married people are having sex?

1970's culture message, RE: sex; obviously fraudulent.

*pissed*

The Fundies ordained it.

joelnwil · 12-17-2005, 02:28 PM

"Anyone had phone sex?"

Well not exactly. But a long time ago I had a back operation and had to stay home for 4 weeks to recover. During most of that time, any sex that involved hip movements on my part was not possible. Tried, but had to pull out in agony.

So one day, when my wife was at work, I was lying in bed jerking off. The phone rang, and the male voice on the other end said, "I'd like to suck your dick".

I was totally freaked out, not because it was another guy, but because I felt sure I must be observed somehow. No way, but it sure shook me up.

That is the closest to phone sex for me.

itsjulie · 12-17-2005, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joelnwil

"Anyone had phone sex?"

Well not exactly. But a long time ago I had a back operation and had to stay home for 4 weeks to recover. During most of that time, any sex that involved hip movements on my part was not possible. Tried, but had to pull out in agony.

So one day, when my wife was at work, I was lying in bed jerking off. The phone rang, and the male voice on the other end said, "I'd like to suck your dick".

I was totally freaked out, not because it was another guy, but because I felt sure I must be observed somehow. No way, but it sure shook me up.

That is the closest to phone sex for me.

That was a big coincidence, huh? Must of ruined the mood!

Sun_Sparkz · 12-19-2005, 11:33 PM

So did you find out who was calling you?

Thats weird. VERY weird.

seakdivers · 12-20-2005, 02:32 AM

HahahAHhahahaha!!!!

ermm....I mean - wow, that's strange. How would anybody know that you would be laying in bed jacking off when your wife was at work?

Weird.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-20-2005, 04:20 AM

Unlikely the guy on the phone knew. Would have probably orgasmed if he had.

Rock Steady · 12-20-2005, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itsjulie

Anyone had phone sex?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

yes, and it is very fun. I highly recommend it.

I never tried that. Would that be cheating on my wife? Doesn't cheating have to involve physical contact? Am I rationalizing?

itsjulie · 12-21-2005, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Steady

I never tried that. Would that be cheating on my wife? Doesn't cheating have to involve physical contact? Am I rationalizing?

Yes you are trying to rationalize!!!! And it would be cheating - so you will have to try it with your wife!

yesman065 · 12-21-2005, 07:20 AM

I tried phone sex and cyber sex with a girlfriend and they were both sort of exciting. I'm not sure I'd do it again, but it at least made us feel connected since we couldn't be together at the time. I'd like to ask a question also though. I've never had any delusions about being a great lover or anything, 5-10 minutes and I'm napping peacefully. Yet with the woman I am/was recently seeing, I've been able to last for 1/2 hour or more. She is having the "best sex of her life" Its been awesome for me too and done wonders for my self confidence. But whats up with that? She thinks I'm "Studly Do-right", and I have no idea why its so different with her and how do I keep it this way for my future partner(s)?

12-16-2005, 10:13 AM	#739
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	oh yeah. it's awesome! we're compatible in every sense.... look for a marriage post in the near future! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

12-16-2005, 01:05 PM	#740
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	then you can start having sex once a month. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-16-2005, 01:13 PM	#741
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	i hope to take exception to that conception! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

12-19-2005, 11:33 PM	#745
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	So did you find out who was calling you? Thats weird. VERY weird. __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

12-20-2005, 04:20 AM	#747
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Unlikely the guy on the phone knew. Would have probably orgasmed if he had. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-16-2005, 07:48 AM	#737
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Outstanding and a lot easier than typing with one hand

12-17-2005, 02:28 PM	#743
joelnwil Major Inhabitant Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Silver Spring MD Posts: 128	"Anyone had phone sex?" Well not exactly. But a long time ago I had a back operation and had to stay home for 4 weeks to recover. During most of that time, any sex that involved hip movements on my part was not possible. Tried, but had to pull out in agony. So one day, when my wife was at work, I was lying in bed jerking off. The phone rang, and the male voice on the other end said, "I'd like to suck your dick". I was totally freaked out, not because it was another guy, but because I felt sure I must be observed somehow. No way, but it sure shook me up. That is the closest to phone sex for me.

12-20-2005, 02:32 AM	#746
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	HahahAHhahahaha!!!! ermm....I mean - wow, that's strange. How would anybody know that you would be laying in bed jacking off when your wife was at work? Weird.

12-21-2005, 07:20 AM	#750
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	I tried phone sex and cyber sex with a girlfriend and they were both sort of exciting. I'm not sure I'd do it again, but it at least made us feel connected since we couldn't be together at the time. I'd like to ask a question also though. I've never had any delusions about being a great lover or anything, 5-10 minutes and I'm napping peacefully. Yet with the woman I am/was recently seeing, I've been able to last for 1/2 hour or more. She is having the "best sex of her life" Its been awesome for me too and done wonders for my self confidence. But whats up with that? She thinks I'm "Studly Do-right", and I have no idea why its so different with her and how do I keep it this way for my future partner(s)? Last edited by yesman065; 12-21-2005 at 09:04 AM.

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