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03-28-2019, 11:30 PM | #1 | ||
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March 29th, 2019 : Jonathan Livingston Tortoise
He just goes by Jonathan, ‘cause he’s real laid back dude.
Jonathan is a Seychelles Giant Tortoise which is a pretty rare subspecies to the Aldabra giant tortoise. He has some Aldabras to hang out with but he’s not getting any... he’s never gotten any, poor lad. That’s a recent picture of Jonathan, there aren’t any baby pictures of him because there weren’t any cameras. There also wasn’t any telephones, postage stamps, electric lights, skyscrapers, telegraph, or Eiffel Tower. That’s because Jonathan was Quote:
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He missed seeing Napoleon Bonaparte on St. Helena by only a decade, but I doubt he cares. Told you he's laid back.
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03-29-2019, 10:35 AM | #2 |
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Cool IOtD xoB! Thanks.
Too bad about our well-shelled incel up there. If he's not blind and deaf, maybe a little tortoise pron would be welcome.
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03-29-2019, 01:18 PM | #3 |
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Never heard a turtle before.
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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03-31-2019, 11:23 AM | #5 |
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