Tasteless Jokes - Page 27

classicman · 06-08-2010, 10:28 AM

Gary Coleman's personalized coffin
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TheDaVinciChode · 06-08-2010, 11:10 AM

I laughed.

Then I felt bad.

GunMaster357 · 06-09-2010, 05:05 AM

Is this supposed to make us jump to the Suspended Animation thread ?

GunMaster357 · 06-09-2010, 10:22 AM

Q: What do you call an anorexic girl with an std?

A: A quarter pounder with cheese

be-bop · 06-11-2010, 06:22 PM

Redneck Paw and Redneck Son sharing a bath
Redneck Son says " Paw this wanking is great fun"
"Yup" says Redneck Paw "And when you're older you get to use your own cock"

GunMaster357 · 06-13-2010, 04:13 AM

Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you?

A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

Gravdigr · 06-13-2010, 05:19 AM

There's a visual for ya...

classicman · 06-14-2010, 11:48 PM

What's the difference between Obama and his aunt?

No seriously what's the difference.

be-bop · 06-15-2010, 05:08 PM

Two Gynaecology Students were sitting in the canteen after morning classes having a coffee when one turned to the other and said" well you know it's funny we get to examine women of ages in their 20's to 40's amd from 50's to 60's but never any older say in their 70's and 80' an maybe even older,why is that"?
The other student looked at him in complete disbelief "My God man are you completely sick, fuck have you ever tried to open a cheese toastie"?

crazybuoy · 06-16-2010, 01:49 AM

ahahhahah

very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more?

GunMaster357 · 06-16-2010, 07:29 AM

Q: Why does every space agency send women in space?

A: They weigh less than a dishwasher.

DanaC · 06-16-2010, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you?

A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

lol

Is that from Jimmy Carr?

GunMaster357 · 06-18-2010, 10:23 AM

I don't know...

I got it in french and did the translation...

Flint · 06-18-2010, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazybuoy

ahahhahah

very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more?

hahahaha I know this funny is the most for me! Thank for the post of yours!

Shawnee123 · 06-18-2010, 11:32 AM

snorting out loud, at work.

06-08-2010, 10:28 AM	#391
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Gary Coleman's personalized coffin . . . . . . . . . . . . Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-08-2010, 11:10 AM	#392
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	I laughed. Then I felt bad. __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

06-09-2010, 05:05 AM	#393
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Is this supposed to make us jump to the Suspended Animation thread ? __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-09-2010, 10:22 AM	#394
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Q: What do you call an anorexic girl with an std? A: A quarter pounder with cheese __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-13-2010, 04:13 AM	#396
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you? A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-11-2010, 06:22 PM	#395
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	Redneck Paw and Redneck Son sharing a bath Redneck Son says " Paw this wanking is great fun" "Yup" says Redneck Paw "And when you're older you get to use your own cock"

06-13-2010, 05:19 AM	#397
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	There's a visual for ya... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2010, 11:48 PM	#398
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	What's the difference between Obama and his aunt? No seriously what's the difference. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-15-2010, 05:08 PM	#399
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	Two Gynaecology Students were sitting in the canteen after morning classes having a coffee when one turned to the other and said" well you know it's funny we get to examine women of ages in their 20's to 40's amd from 50's to 60's but never any older say in their 70's and 80' an maybe even older,why is that"? The other student looked at him in complete disbelief "My God man are you completely sick, fuck have you ever tried to open a cheese toastie"?

06-16-2010, 01:49 AM	#400
crazybuoy Banned Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 8	ahahhahah very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more?

06-16-2010, 07:29 AM	#401
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Q: Why does every space agency send women in space? A: They weigh less than a dishwasher. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-18-2010, 10:23 AM	#403
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	I don't know... I got it in french and did the translation... __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-18-2010, 11:32 AM	#405
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	snorting out loud, at work. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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