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Old 06-30-2012, 09:25 AM   #1
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sexobon's age guess reminder thread

'Cause we're going to narrow this mutha fucka down and bull's eye his ass. It's all fun and games until Dwellars get serious.

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So these are the ages he's not, as of 2012. we need a more cohesive strategy if he is going to play again next year.

29
31
43
44
45
48
49
50
52
53
54
56
62
63
64
68
68
71
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Old 06-30-2012, 09:41 AM   #2
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He's in his 30's, I tell ya ... he'll go to ground and give it up if we focus on the 30's ...
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Old 06-30-2012, 10:40 AM   #3
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Well I went back and looked at some of his references, and he made one statement about Rowan and Martin which to me indicates a minimum age of 50.
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Old 06-30-2012, 12:52 PM   #4
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He's in his 30's, I tell ya ... he'll go to ground and give it up if we focus on the 30's ...
Your hotness just increased by 200 points with that remark.
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Old 06-30-2012, 02:54 PM   #5
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Only 200?
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Old 06-30-2012, 03:28 PM   #6
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On a scale of 1 to 10, that's pretty good.
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Old 06-30-2012, 03:58 PM   #7
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In that case I'll take it.
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Old 07-02-2012, 09:51 AM   #8
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A person in their 30s wouldn't have this level of experience.

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=741704&postcount=14
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Old 06-29-2013, 12:15 AM   #9
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OK yous mugs, it's that time again, I gives yas one day!

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to guess sexobon's age. As usual, the user will own up to the correct guess. This opportunity will self destruct in 24 hours. Good luck Dwellars.
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Old 06-29-2013, 06:26 AM   #10
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Bringing back the age references I noticed in the last year:

-- he references a bit from "Laugh-In", running 1968-1973. It's a regular bit on the show, but in order to place it in the context of humor in the thread, and have it at the ready in his brain, he would probably have to be at least age 13 during the highest popularity of the show, placing his likely birth in 1957 or previous.

-- he easily whips out the lyrics of a Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds #4 single from 1971, that had absolutely no radio airing after about 1975. This puts him solidly in his fifties, possibly early fifties.

-- this [Mad magazine bit he remembered] is now #2 on g00gle for the first two lines of what sexobon has written. I consumed Mad magazine ravenously as a youngster and I don't recall this. But the #1 g00gle result estimates it as Mad 1966. To be old enough to remember the reference "when I was a kid" means sexobon was probably born between 1951-1958.

-- he still believes that voting is an honor to Democracy, greater than the various ways Democracy has been shat upon by the powers that be. That means he still follows the ideals of the Greatest Generation and so was probably parented by them. He does not contain the cynicism of Gen X and later. He's a Boomer.
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Old 06-29-2013, 06:54 AM   #11
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I am guessing 59. This would mean he was born in 1954. 12 when the Mad Magazine bit came out, 17 when the Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds song came out. In Special Forces but not Vietnam? I'll guess he was going Army photographer because during that period many people were trying to figure out how to serve without becoming cannon fodder. By the time he was trained, he was not needed for combat and only did training missions.
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Old 06-29-2013, 07:07 AM   #12
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So these are the ages he's not, updated as of 2013. we need a more cohesive strategy if he is going to play again next year.

30
32
44
45
46
49
50
51
53
54
55
57
63
64
65
69
72
I'm going with 62.
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Old 06-29-2013, 07:50 AM   #13
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I'll go with 58 then
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Old 06-29-2013, 09:20 AM   #14
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Old 06-29-2013, 09:21 AM   #15
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And ... I'll say 56.
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