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Old 12-05-2019, 07:42 PM   #871
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A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when a 10-year-old boy passes by. The Priest says, "Wanna fuck him?" The Rabbi says, "Out of what?"
:::ring-ring::: Hello? Millennial Committee? We got a Cancellation here.
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Old 12-05-2019, 09:35 PM   #872
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Oh my gawd, I lost it.
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Old 12-05-2019, 09:45 PM   #873
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Can't take credit, that came out on a Artie Lange / Gilbert Gottfried podcast that happened recently.
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Old 12-05-2019, 09:49 PM   #874
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Old 12-06-2019, 02:46 PM   #875
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Artie's face belongs on Mt Rushmore.

Right above the words "Not even once."

I wonder just how much coke/horse/meth it takes to achieve that visage...
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Old 12-12-2019, 02:57 PM   #876
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I tried one of those new apples the other evening...The Cosmic Crisp.

A very nice apple. Firm, sweet. Almost too firm. They're a cross between a Honeycrisp and an Enterprise (I think). One article I read said they'll keep for up to a year.

I sprinkled a little salt on it, it was very good.

Only Washington will be growing them, for the next 10 years anyway.
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Old 12-12-2019, 09:18 PM   #877
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Your link says It is said to be the largest campaign in apple industry history,[15] and will include payments to social media influencers .

How much are they paying you?
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Old 12-13-2019, 07:45 PM   #878
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I'll never tell.
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:15 AM   #879
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Sometimes the conversation gets confusing when people use different terms while thinking of the same thing. This should help with color.
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Old 01-04-2020, 11:56 PM   #880
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Newbituary.

A portmanteau for a thread mourning a poster who jumped in with gusto and promise and then promptly disappeared.

My favorite portmanteau is Tryping.
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Old 01-12-2020, 04:56 PM   #881
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I wonder if Harry and Meghan will be looking for mercenaries to help manage the tabloids. I could do some moonlighting.
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