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Old 11-01-2009, 09:54 PM   #1
Major Matt Mason
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KAOS Slogans...

OK, kiddies, time for a trip down Memory Lane...

From ->Crystallyne (#201)
Date ->Friday, March 29th 4:09am

A long, long time ago I sent you a list of KAOS quotes, and since I'm ordering
my own shirt (yeefuckin'haw) I decided to re-upload them to you AND the Captain
to see if I can get them added in. So, here's a list (and I may have more
later, but let me know what you can do with these...):


"KAOS: Dare to be stupid!"
"KAOS: We make Weird Al Yankovic look like his father!"
"KAOS: Two! Two! Two plots in one!"
"KAOS: Where most people have attempted to go before ..."
"KAOS: If it sounds like it's on the wrong speed, it must be progressive"
"KAOS: Call back, Mr. Ippity-Pippity!"
"KAOS: And don't let the modem hit you on the ass on your way out!"
"KAOS: What makes you think we wanted you to call in the first place?"
"KAOS: You, too, can get kicked off of the BEST!"
"KAOS: Good GOD! It's ALIVE!"
"KAOS: Derived from the best Plutonium."
"KAOS: 1950's Sci-fi movies PALE in comparison!"
"KAOS: BLUE! GREEN! ORANGE! PUCE! MAUVE!"
"KAOS: Because we care ..."
"KAOS: That's the glory of love, DUDE!"
"KAOS: If you care, we don't (c)"
"KAOS: Up all night wondering if there really is a Dog ..."
"KAOS: Four years ... SO BLOW OFF, SCUMBAG! (but we mean that with love)"
"KAOS: Rude, Crude, and Socially Unacceptable"
"KAOS: I'd buy THAT for a dollar!"
"KAOS: Cough! Cough! Hack! Bleh!"
"KAOS: And for those of you from Iowa, "Moooooooooo!""
"KAOS: Just who in the Hell do you think you ARE, anyway?"
"KAOS: If your mother knew you were calling this board ..."
"KAOS: Just when you thought it was safe to dial your modem ..."
"KAOS: Yes, we like The Church of Bob, too ..."
"KAOS: More rants for your phone dollar!"
"KAOS: Psychics predict we'll be around long after you're dead!"
"KAOS: Yeah, SO?"
"KAOS: Where we don't laugh WITH you, just AT you."
"KAOS: Mindless Mutterings Made EASY!"
"KAOS: Where harassing Weems is a way of life."
"KAOS: If you had our balls, you'd have your own board."
"KAOS: Just because you have a modem does NOT give you any rights."
"KAOS: We hold these truths to be self-evident"
"KAOS: DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG UNDER PENALTY OF LAW."
"KAOS: We dare to remove mattress tags! Ooooooo ..."
"KAOS: We'll be right back after these messages."
"KAOS: Stay tuned for that 800 number!"
"KAOS: Four score and seven BAUD ago ..."
"KAOS: Home of silicon-based beings from Xarchia III."
"KAOS: We ARE the aliens ..."
"KAOS: The only thing you have to fear is us."
"KAOS: Be afraid; be VERY afraid."
"KAOS: We shall meet them on the BBS's, we shall meet them with our modems."
"KAOS: We are NOT amused."
"KAOS: Laurie Anderson calls on a regular basis."
"KAOS: Where Truman Capote got his start."
"KAOS: Who'd-a thunk it?"
"KAOS: A pox on your first born, you ugly wart on a salamader's tounge!"
"KAOS: We insult you just for fun."
"KAOS: Fool your Friends for Fun and Profit!"
"KAOS: Faggots and Dykes and Bi's, OH MY!"
"KAOS: We hang out with Leona Helmsley."
"KAOS: We're gay-positive."
"KAOS: Cute litte board, ain't it? We think so."
"KAOS: Saturday Night Live calls here for material."
"KAOS: New Kids On The Block DON'T call here -- isn't that reason enough?"
"KAOS: Where Mozart and Zappa mix without so much as a raised eybrow."

Let me know.

Alan


Amazing what one finds in obscure corners of one's hard drive...

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Old 11-01-2009, 09:58 PM   #2
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who the hell are you now?
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:20 PM   #3
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Before there was The Cellar, there was KAOS. There were tag lines. The Friday, March 29th tells us it was either 1985 or 1991. I'll guess 1991. WB M. Mitch.
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:22 PM   #4
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Welcome back MM! It's been a long time. Have you been lurking or has it really been this long since you've been here?
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Old 11-05-2009, 05:34 PM   #5
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it's been THAT long. I just put a flea in his ear the other day.

He was a regular once upon a time...in the Arms Locker, IIRC
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