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04-13-2010, 12:06 AM
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The future is unwritten
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04-13-2010, 12:12 AM
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I can hear my ears
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 you can buy that at KFC right now. 2 fried chicken breasts with bacon and cheese between.
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04-13-2010, 06:06 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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lol love the puppeh bacon thief.
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04-14-2010, 06:31 AM
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This is actually what I have had for dinner for the last seven days:
Thursday: pasta bolognese with bacon and cheese Friday: nachos with bacon and cheese Saturday: Spanish omelet with bacon and cheese Sunday: burritos with leftover nacho mix Monday: reheat frozen pasta leftovers Tuesday: burger involving bacon and cheese Wednesday: eggs and bacon, no cheese. That is all. Carry on.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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04-14-2010, 11:15 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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04-19-2010, 04:15 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Bacon flavored envelopes.
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04-20-2010, 12:02 AM
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04-20-2010, 04:14 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Psst... breaded chicken is not an Atkin's food.
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04-29-2010, 01:05 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Is Bacon Chips Atkins food?
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04-30-2010, 02:28 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? " "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush....."
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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04-30-2010, 08:41 AM
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Gone and done
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04-30-2010, 02:52 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
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I hope this isnt a repeat.
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05-01-2010, 02:52 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipop
 * All the deliciousness of bacon and maple syrup, and all the caffeine of an energy drink. * Get 'em as single pops, or in packs of four. * Made with real bacon! * Net Wt: 31g * Caffeine Content: 80mg per pop. * Dimensions: approx. 1.25" diameter 
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05-08-2010, 02:45 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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Breakfast this morning at the local diner in my half horse hometown. My first encounter with fried bacon. Yep. Battered and deep fried. It was pretty good, but my cardiologist would be somewhat disenchanted.
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05-10-2010, 03:05 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I hate to say it. Really, I do...But, dayum, that looks good.^^^^
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