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Read? I only know how to write.
Join Date: Jan 2001
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At Penn State football games, the entire stadium sings Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline". Then somebody (being politically correct) banned the song because it promoted pedophilia. Eventually, sanity returned a year or two later.
Does that make anyone happy today? Or, as a victim of a pedophile, angry? Still cannot remember what the question was. |
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10-07-2019, 08:17 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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10-07-2019, 08:45 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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10-07-2019, 08:58 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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When my kids are being illogical about what shoes they're going to wear, I can sit them down and have a 20-minute discussion about it--after which they will not have changed their minds one bit--or I can present them with an equally illogical false choice that gets us out the damn door. You have to learn the game, even if the game is stupid, or you won't get anywhere. The game, in this case, is a very simple, if no less stupid, one. 1.) You say "eskimo," you get called racist. 2.) Being labelled as racist stands in the way of many things in life, no matter how true it is or isn't. 3.) Therefore, don't say the word. Or do, and suffer the consequences. But don't act like you didn't know what the consequences were. |
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10-07-2019, 08:59 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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10-07-2019, 09:28 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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It's all just a big game of see who you can control, see how much fun it is to wield power and, of course, re-elect Trump in the process.
Nobody has labeled my racist ass and I can't see how it would stick if they did. At least it wouldn't stick as far as my foot would be up the ass of whoever called me that. Better not be a fuckin' Eskimo. I hate those motherfuckers. |
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10-07-2019, 09:54 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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10-07-2019, 11:33 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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10-07-2019, 11:44 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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My neighborhood is clean, as we say. Eskimo-free.
We don't take kindly to no blubber-eaters around here. |
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10-07-2019, 11:48 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Um, don't be too hasty, one of their traditions is to share their wife on cold night in the igloo.
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10-07-2019, 11:48 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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(You realize how bad any of us could be made to look, if any of our posts was taken out of context?
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10-07-2019, 11:49 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Don't run for office.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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10-08-2019, 05:07 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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10-10-2019, 08:37 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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We're on vacation in NYC this week, and this evening we shared an elevator with a nice man taking his dog out for a walk. After he got off, I told Mr. Clod that the guy was Clinton Kelly, who I used to watch all the time on What Not To Wear. Mr. Clod adamantly disagreed, but I proved him wrong by googling the name of Clinton Kelly's dog. I win, motherfucker!
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10-10-2019, 09:21 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I'm on vacation too!!!!
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