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04-07-2006, 12:24 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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is not even close, yet. Over the next few weeks the sexually transmitted virus spread, strangely from ravens, to camel, to scarecrows, to humans.
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04-07-2006, 12:25 PM
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The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two
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* meanwhile screenwriters gather at the Producers desk asking for their union wages*
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04-07-2006, 01:29 PM
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The Georgia state legislature enacted a ban on having sex with scare crows, but backwoods Georgians just crossed state lines and were found in motel rooms having sex with their cousins, anyhow.
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04-07-2006, 01:36 PM
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The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two
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And the cows mooooed "mo"
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04-08-2006, 01:08 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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04-08-2006, 06:41 AM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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ronald mcdonald
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something we both can enjoy?? 
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04-08-2006, 07:41 AM
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Ronald steps in between the good ol Georgia boys and the bovines.
He spanks the left flank of one, and nods.. "yummmy" (bovine butt, that is) He then turns to the good ol boys and wags his finger in their faces. In a scolding tone he utters "you boys are in Alabama now. We don't allow cross-staters trying to make cows squeal like pigs, no matter how akin you are to em" Ronald spies a young heifer standing in the motel bathroom doorway, and asks "How much for the little girl?" To which the good ol boys consider a reply... maybe an auction... Last edited by TiddyBaby; 04-08-2006 at 09:50 AM. |
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04-08-2006, 09:44 AM
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The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two
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*Item # 123987 for potential sale*
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04-10-2006, 10:03 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Ronald says "you guys are from Georgia?" They all nod.
"Then what are you doing with cows? Georgians like bulls, not cows, you toothless cousin-humping mongrels! Where's Mayor McCheese and...
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