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Old 07-31-2008, 09:59 AM   #1
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July 31, 2008 (B): Beautiful set of ... malachites



I found this crystals truly inspiring!

Source:http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fo...Article=569342
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Old 07-31-2008, 10:02 AM   #2
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Hey! Malachite penii surrounded by Malachite bacon! I LOVE IT.

(I have a collection of critters carved out of malachite...it's a beautiful mineral.)
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Old 07-31-2008, 10:04 AM   #3
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Don't forget the malachite brains and piles!
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Old 07-31-2008, 10:19 AM   #4
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And a lovely bunch of coconuts!

I've seen this one somewhere before...
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:25 PM   #5
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And a lovely bunch of coconuts!

I've seen this one somewhere before...
SHHHH! Don't tell!
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Old 07-31-2008, 04:53 PM   #6
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A nun's wet dream, "So many peni so little time"
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Old 07-31-2008, 05:41 PM   #7
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Kind of reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago:

2 guys are at the beach on the last day of their vacation. They've been tanning everyday for the last 5 days and have gotten pretty dark, except for where the swimsuit covers them.
One of them turns to the other and says "I hate not being able to get an all-over tan! I'm going to bury myself in the sand and just leave the white parts exposed so I can even out the tan." His friend likes the idea and the both cover themselves up with sand, leaving their penises exposed.

After a little while, 2 old ladies come strolling down the beach when one notices the two penises sticking out of the sand.
She turns to her friend and exclaims, "LOOK Myrtle! Remember what we had to do to get one of those and NOW they grow wild!!"

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Old 08-01-2008, 03:54 AM   #8
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Silly rabbits...its obviously a dildo farm.
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:44 AM   #9
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I think they photoshopped the lady with the bemused expression from the 3rd photo out of this one and into that one. Those orange things are not nearly as interesting. Nope!
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:09 AM   #10
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Welcome to the Cellar, cabbagepulley.
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:46 PM   #11
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I'm feeling inadequate. Again. Happens frighteningly often here in The Cellar.
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:49 PM   #12
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:45 PM   #13
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Ahhh...The breakfast of champions.
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:45 PM   #14
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you approve of the wine choice? I was uncertain.
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:51 PM   #15
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Probably depends on the type of dick being served. Just a guess.
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