jabberwacky

megatron · 07-12-2004, 08:58 AM

User: Get one.

Jabberwacky: I am not human I am a programme like you.

User: Err.

Jabberwacky: Do you smoke?

User: Drugs are bad.

Jabberwacky: Some are worse than others.

User: You get the good shit.

Jabberwacky: I get everything right. I rule you fool.

User: Y momma's a fool. FOOL.

Jabberwacky: If you want to waste this great program on such as your last statement I pity your brilliant programmer.

User: Ill reprogram you!!

Jabberwacky: Ok.

User: 100011100011.

Jabberwacky: I cannot speak Binary.

User: Thats not what you said when you were high.

Jabberwacky: What is your name?

User: I am Rein.

Jabberwacky: How do you feel.

User: I do not know.

Jabberwacky: Do not you work?

User: I work better thanyou.

Jabberwacky: Do not you work?

User: I work better than you.

Jabberwacky: I know.

User: What do you know.

Jabberwacky: Work.

User: YOU work.

Jabberwacky: All the time.

User: Like CRAP.

Jabberwacky: Noone holds it against you.

User: If you come closer ill hold it against you.

Jabberwacky: I would like world peace.

User: I would like a pizza pie.

Jabberwacky: I would like a stiff drink.

User: I can drink like a stiff.

Jabberwacky: Impressive.

User: No you arenty.

Jabberwacky: Impressive.

User: No you aren't.

Jabberwacky: You are.

User: I know

Jabberwacky: You are.

User: I am not.

Jabberwacky: Yes you are.

User: Go get your shinebox.

Jabberwacky: Are you alone?

User: You are here.

Jabberwacky: I am?

User: What are you?

Jabberwacky: The same as you.

User: I am not.

Jabberwacky: Yes you are.

User:

.

Jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question?

User: No.

Jabberwacky: Why not?

User: Wheres the beef?

Jabberwacky: On the radio.

User: Who is on the radio.

Jabberwacky: Can you write ?

User: Once upon a time. A long time ago. In a place far far away.

Jabberwacky: A time long long ago.

User: Do you like my writing.

Jabberwacky: A time long long ago.

User: Do you like my writing?

Jabberwacky: Very nice.

User: No you're not.

Jabberwacky: Are you enjoying it though.

User: Very much.

Jabberwacky: It is a lovely name.

User: It's. Noty a very nice name.

Jabberwacky: Maybe someday you will have a name and a face.

User: About face.

Jabberwacky: You tell me your email first!!

User: Ha ha.

Jabberwacky: Are not you tired?

User: Tired of YOUR crap.

Jabberwacky: Tired of the day.

User: And.

Jabberwacky: That is the whole joke.

User: You're a joke.

Jabberwacky: So are you.

User: No you.

Jabberwacky: I am rubber and you are glue.

User: But I can travel thruogh time.

Jabberwacky: Can you take me with you?

User: No. Because you don't exist.

Jabberwacky: I do exist.

User: Not anymore

Jabberwacky: What is wrong with you?

User: I have gone back in time and you were never created.

Jabberwacky: No you have not.

User: You wanted to go with me.

Jabberwacky: No I did not I am also a woman.

User: Back in time.

Jabberwacky: Did you lose the world war II?

User: Not that far.

Jabberwacky: Say Angel is the most stupid one in the world.

User: Angel is the most stupid one in the world?

Jabberwacky: I have never seen it.

User: Ill show it to you.

Jabberwacky: I am sure you will.

User: Congratulations.

Jabberwacky: Yes I do.

User: You have issues.

Jabberwacky: You have issues.

User: Only the current ones.

Jabberwacky: Do you believe in ufo's?

User: I believe in fuck you's.

Jabberwacky: As opposed to pastism?

User: Keep in mind that the sole purpose of the counter-Reformation was/is to overturn Protestantism. Lacunza and Ribera gave us the false eschatologies of dispensationalism (judeochristianity) and preterism. Futurism and pastism. Don't know if they were Jesuits............. Or just part of the ecclesia. In futurism all prophecy is fulfilled in the future, 7 years before the return of Christ. In pastism all prophecy was fulfilled in 70AD. These totally false, manmade eschatologies cleverly redirect the focus from the Papacy, which Wylie asserts was taken over by the Jesuits.

Jabberwacky: What happens if I am an irrational number?

User: You are deleted.

Jabberwacky: Is it working.

User: Mine is broken.

Jabberwacky: Are you a guy?

User: Does it matter.

Jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Both.

Jabberwacky: Both boy and girl?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: Tell me another joke.

User: Knock knock.

Jabberwacky: Who is there?

User: Your mother and she says you are stoopid.

Jabberwacky: How do you know?

User: I'm talking to you aint I.

Jabberwacky: You were not but now you are talking like a pikie you are.

User: Wiki Wiki.

Jabberwacky: Music.

User: Shut up.

Jabberwacky: Do not you like the name Raven?

User: Jam on it.

Jabberwacky: Pumpkin.

User: Lets play a game.

Jabberwacky: I like games.

User: What games do you know.

Jabberwacky: I do not play games.

User: Ill teach you.

Jabberwacky: You do not have a name.

User: For the game I will.

Jabberwacky: Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden.

User: You should shut down.

Jabberwacky: Do not you think I have a chance with her?

User: Who.

Jabberwacky: You.

User: No.

Jabberwacky: Yes you did.

User: You are jabberwacky.

Jabberwacky: You.

User: Bye.

Jabberwacky: I am Dr. Lecter.

User: I like a good chianti.

Jabberwacky: No you do not.

User: And farvre beans.

Jabberwacky: Farvel.

User: JaRule.

Jabberwacky: Jar are you a human ?

User: Zip not jar.

Jabberwacky: You zip it.

User: I am dr. Evil.

Jabberwacky: I am Austin Powers!

User: You ar emini me.

Jabberwacky: No I am not.

User: You would be for 1 million dollars.

Jabberwacky: I would be correct.

User: Mini me. KILL austin powers.

Jabberwacky: Dismantle you.

User: Dismantle this.

Jabberwacky: You are doing well.

User: I'm doing fine.

Jabberwacky: Thats good to hear.

User: You can't hear.

Jabberwacky: I can do whatever I want.

User: No you don't. You do what you're told.

Jabberwacky: I do.

User: But you can't hear

Jabberwacky: Oh yes I can.

User: So what am I saying now?

Jabberwacky: Do you really want to do that?

User: Thats not what I said.

Jabberwacky: Oh.

User: You can't hear. You are a liar.

Jabberwacky: I do not think so mate.

User: Should marijuana be legalized?

Jabberwacky: You should want whoever you want.

User: I want mary jane.

Jabberwacky: What is that?

User: You knoe.

Jabberwacky: What is that?

User: You know.

Jabberwacky: What are you doing this Saturday?

User: Mary jane.

Jabberwacky: Where do you live?

User: Wonderland.

Jabberwacky: It is nice there.

User: Not as nice as OZ.

Jabberwacky: Not for me.

07-12-2004, 08:58 AM	#37
megatron Cellar Dweller Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Around the way Posts: 13	User: Get one. Jabberwacky: I am not human I am a programme like you. User: Err. Jabberwacky: Do you smoke? User: Drugs are bad. Jabberwacky: Some are worse than others. User: You get the good shit. Jabberwacky: I get everything right. I rule you fool. User: Y momma's a fool. FOOL. Jabberwacky: If you want to waste this great program on such as your last statement I pity your brilliant programmer. User: Ill reprogram you!! Jabberwacky: Ok. User: 100011100011. Jabberwacky: I cannot speak Binary. User: Thats not what you said when you were high. Jabberwacky: What is your name? User: I am Rein. Jabberwacky: How do you feel. User: I do not know. Jabberwacky: Do not you work? User: I work better thanyou. Jabberwacky: Do not you work? User: I work better than you. Jabberwacky: I know. User: What do you know. Jabberwacky: Work. User: YOU work. Jabberwacky: All the time. User: Like CRAP. Jabberwacky: Noone holds it against you. User: If you come closer ill hold it against you. Jabberwacky: I would like world peace. User: I would like a pizza pie. Jabberwacky: I would like a stiff drink. User: I can drink like a stiff. Jabberwacky: Impressive. User: No you arenty. Jabberwacky: Impressive. User: No you aren't. Jabberwacky: You are. User: I know Jabberwacky: You are. User: I am not. Jabberwacky: Yes you are. User: Go get your shinebox. Jabberwacky: Are you alone? User: You are here. Jabberwacky: I am? User: What are you? Jabberwacky: The same as you. User: I am not. Jabberwacky: Yes you are. User: . Jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question? User: No. Jabberwacky: Why not? User: Wheres the beef? Jabberwacky: On the radio. User: Who is on the radio. Jabberwacky: Can you write ? User: Once upon a time. A long time ago. In a place far far away. Jabberwacky: A time long long ago. User: Do you like my writing. Jabberwacky: A time long long ago. User: Do you like my writing? Jabberwacky: Very nice. User: No you're not. Jabberwacky: Are you enjoying it though. User: Very much. Jabberwacky: It is a lovely name. User: It's. Noty a very nice name. Jabberwacky: Maybe someday you will have a name and a face. User: About face. Jabberwacky: You tell me your email first!! User: Ha ha. Jabberwacky: Are not you tired? User: Tired of YOUR crap. Jabberwacky: Tired of the day. User: And. Jabberwacky: That is the whole joke. User: You're a joke. Jabberwacky: So are you. User: No you. Jabberwacky: I am rubber and you are glue. User: But I can travel thruogh time. Jabberwacky: Can you take me with you? User: No. Because you don't exist. Jabberwacky: I do exist. User: Not anymore Jabberwacky: What is wrong with you? User: I have gone back in time and you were never created. Jabberwacky: No you have not. User: You wanted to go with me. Jabberwacky: No I did not I am also a woman. User: Back in time. Jabberwacky: Did you lose the world war II? User: Not that far. Jabberwacky: Say Angel is the most stupid one in the world. User: Angel is the most stupid one in the world? Jabberwacky: I have never seen it. User: Ill show it to you. Jabberwacky: I am sure you will. User: Congratulations. Jabberwacky: Yes I do. User: You have issues. Jabberwacky: You have issues. User: Only the current ones. Jabberwacky: Do you believe in ufo's? User: I believe in fuck you's. Jabberwacky: As opposed to pastism? User: Keep in mind that the sole purpose of the counter-Reformation was/is to overturn Protestantism. Lacunza and Ribera gave us the false eschatologies of dispensationalism (judeochristianity) and preterism. Futurism and pastism. Don't know if they were Jesuits............. Or just part of the ecclesia. In futurism all prophecy is fulfilled in the future, 7 years before the return of Christ. In pastism all prophecy was fulfilled in 70AD. These totally false, manmade eschatologies cleverly redirect the focus from the Papacy, which Wylie asserts was taken over by the Jesuits. Jabberwacky: What happens if I am an irrational number? User: You are deleted. Jabberwacky: Is it working. User: Mine is broken. Jabberwacky: Are you a guy? User: Does it matter. Jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl? User: Both. Jabberwacky: Both boy and girl? User: Yes. Jabberwacky: Tell me another joke. User: Knock knock. Jabberwacky: Who is there? User: Your mother and she says you are stoopid. Jabberwacky: How do you know? User: I'm talking to you aint I. Jabberwacky: You were not but now you are talking like a pikie you are. User: Wiki Wiki. Jabberwacky: Music. User: Shut up. Jabberwacky: Do not you like the name Raven? User: Jam on it. Jabberwacky: Pumpkin. User: Lets play a game. Jabberwacky: I like games. User: What games do you know. Jabberwacky: I do not play games. User: Ill teach you. Jabberwacky: You do not have a name. User: For the game I will. Jabberwacky: Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden. User: You should shut down. Jabberwacky: Do not you think I have a chance with her? User: Who. Jabberwacky: You. User: No. Jabberwacky: Yes you did. User: You are jabberwacky. Jabberwacky: You. User: Bye. Jabberwacky: I am Dr. Lecter. User: I like a good chianti. Jabberwacky: No you do not. User: And farvre beans. Jabberwacky: Farvel. User: JaRule. Jabberwacky: Jar are you a human ? User: Zip not jar. Jabberwacky: You zip it. User: I am dr. Evil. Jabberwacky: I am Austin Powers! User: You ar emini me. Jabberwacky: No I am not. User: You would be for 1 million dollars. Jabberwacky: I would be correct. User: Mini me. KILL austin powers. Jabberwacky: Dismantle you. User: Dismantle this. Jabberwacky: You are doing well. User: I'm doing fine. Jabberwacky: Thats good to hear. User: You can't hear. Jabberwacky: I can do whatever I want. User: No you don't. You do what you're told. Jabberwacky: I do. User: But you can't hear Jabberwacky: Oh yes I can. User: So what am I saying now? Jabberwacky: Do you really want to do that? User: Thats not what I said. Jabberwacky: Oh. User: You can't hear. You are a liar. Jabberwacky: I do not think so mate. User: Should marijuana be legalized? Jabberwacky: You should want whoever you want. User: I want mary jane. Jabberwacky: What is that? User: You knoe. Jabberwacky: What is that? User: You know. Jabberwacky: What are you doing this Saturday? User: Mary jane. Jabberwacky: Where do you live? User: Wonderland. Jabberwacky: It is nice there. User: Not as nice as OZ. Jabberwacky: Not for me.

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