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10-27-2006, 05:18 AM

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Cicero
"To claim a name is to claim an exact mode of collapse."
lhatcher
The Gardener
orthodoc
The older I get, the less I know

OMG, can't y'all see what's really going on in this thread. These new people here are in obvious need of help; but, just don't know who in particular they can turn to. Please help them as soon as you possibly can lumberjim ...

Welcome Cicero, lhatcher, and orthodoc. Don't worry, you'll get the attention you need ...

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Shawnee123 · 10-27-2006, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

How much?

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

got paypal?.....dammit bruce. ya beat me to the punch

Maybe when Sundae Girl wins that lottery you can see about borrowing some from her.

lhatcher · 10-27-2006, 03:17 PM

""Oh hey lhatcher, I just noticed your location. (Am I the only one who pays attention to those? I like to have a spatial reference for where posts are coming from...) Why are you moving to Houston?""

my husband's job is moving there and 'wither thou goest' and all that, I'm with him. I can be happy anywhere.

Is there any place you would absolutely NOT live under any circumstances?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-27-2006, 04:57 PM

Yes, in the city....any city.

BigV · 10-27-2006, 07:41 PM

but most especially New York city...

footfootfoot · 10-27-2006, 10:07 PM

Deeeeeeeeeeeeee Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!

Eskimo?

Cicero · 10-28-2006, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by NoBoxes

OMG, can't y'all see what's really going on in this thread. These new people here are in obvious need of help; but, just don't know who in particular they can turn to. Please help them as soon as you possibly can lumberjim ...

Welcome Cicero, lhatcher, and orthodoc. Don't worry, you'll get the attention you need ...

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Not so much! Thanks though- Been to doctors and guess what? I don't need meds. They turn me away..........Really, you're too kind though.

And my quote? E.M. Cioran- Metaphysical Philosopher/Poet. This quote is for anyone who is deeply interested in their chosen field. There are different views on Classical Metaphysics I realize, but that's not the issue is it?
Am I crazy? Yes. Do I "need" "help"? No. Doing great!

And genuinely more happy than most of the people I can think of.....If that makes me crazy- so be it!!!

SimpleSimon · 10-28-2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

edit: too many non quiz posts in that thread. I'll just cut and paste one for ya:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox?Y

2. Have you ever been in prison?Y (drunk in public)

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles?N

4. Righty or lefty?R unless you mean politically

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?ketchup

6. Who is the best rock band of all time?The Charlatans UK

7. Are you older or younger than 30?34

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first?2:48:40

9. Do you consider fish to be meat?No

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon?Yes

answer in your own words. and for christsakes, don't cheat.

you must get 70% or better to pass. good luck

from here

Undertoad · 10-28-2006, 01:42 PM

The Charlatans UK

You'll get guff for that answer, but not from me.

Cicero · 10-28-2006, 02:04 PM

Nothing wrong with the Charlatans. Yeah they're good. As for all time? I don't know about that.
Wait a minute......Why would you go to prison for public intoxication, seems like a stiff sentence for a minor problem.......care to elaborate?
Huh,you must have tried to rob a bank too.

Where are my manners?.....welcome!

SimpleSimon · 10-28-2006, 02:20 PM

I was underage, stumbling home. I guess that's the policy. I had to take off my shoelaces and belt, then fell asleep in my own cell on a metal cot with drainage holes drilled in it. I slept well though. They asked if my friends were going to pick me up and would I like a photo taken, which I wish I had done. Then they gave me a plastic cup of not cold enough milk and let me go at 7am that same morning. There was a $40 fine.

What's wrong with the Charlies? I also like the Stones and U2 but those seem like lazy choices that deserve your guff.

Cicero · 10-28-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SimpleSimon

I was underage, stumbling home. I guess that's the policy. I had to take off my shoelaces and belt, then fell asleep in my own cell on a metal cot with drainage holes drilled in it. I slept well though. They asked if my friends were going to pick me up and would I like a photo taken, which I wish I had done. Then they gave me a plastic cup of not cold enough milk and let me go at 7am that same morning. There was a $40 fine.

What's wrong with the Charlies? I also like the Stones and U2 but those seem like lazy choices that deserve your guff.

Yea sounds a little more like jail. Not actually "prison" but hey, great story.
I think you passed though. I didn't but I think they are letting me get by on the sliding scale. I don't know some mention of a quota of this or that or the other.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-28-2006, 08:41 PM

Jeez Simon, I was going to give you a perfect score until you said the Stones.

10-27-2006, 03:17 PM	#63
lhatcher Go, you might meet someone Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 77	""Oh hey lhatcher, I just noticed your location. (Am I the only one who pays attention to those? I like to have a spatial reference for where posts are coming from...) Why are you moving to Houston?"" my husband's job is moving there and 'wither thou goest' and all that, I'm with him. I can be happy anywhere. Is there any place you would absolutely NOT live under any circumstances? __________________ Okay it's just me.. be nice, okay?

10-27-2006, 04:57 PM	#64
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes, in the city....any city. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-27-2006, 07:41 PM	#65
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	but most especially New York city... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-27-2006, 10:07 PM	#66
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Deeeeeeeeeeeeee Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite! Eskimo? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-28-2006, 02:04 PM	#70
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Nothing wrong with the Charlatans. Yeah they're good. As for all time? I don't know about that. Wait a minute......Why would you go to prison for public intoxication, seems like a stiff sentence for a minor problem.......care to elaborate? Huh,you must have tried to rob a bank too. Where are my manners?.....welcome! Last edited by Cicero; 10-28-2006 at 02:09 PM.

10-28-2006, 01:42 PM	#69
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The Charlatans UK You'll get guff for that answer, but not from me.

10-28-2006, 02:20 PM	#71
SimpleSimon Resident-in-Training Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Charlotte Posts: 7	I was underage, stumbling home. I guess that's the policy. I had to take off my shoelaces and belt, then fell asleep in my own cell on a metal cot with drainage holes drilled in it. I slept well though. They asked if my friends were going to pick me up and would I like a photo taken, which I wish I had done. Then they gave me a plastic cup of not cold enough milk and let me go at 7am that same morning. There was a $40 fine. What's wrong with the Charlies? I also like the Stones and U2 but those seem like lazy choices that deserve your guff.

10-28-2006, 08:41 PM	#73
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jeez Simon, I was going to give you a perfect score until you said the Stones. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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