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03-11-2009, 03:59 PM | #1 |
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How to do things The Right Way™
Here's two I'm pretty sure about. Add your own.
Grill a Steak
Mix a Drink
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03-11-2009, 04:06 PM | #2 |
Are you knock-kneed?
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Yummmm, if you could pour me one of those drinks right now, that would be great.
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03-11-2009, 04:07 PM | #3 |
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03-11-2009, 04:30 PM | #4 |
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I meant the cow.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
03-11-2009, 05:35 PM | #5 | |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I'm trying to come up with something I know how to do The Right Way™ without just going through an OCD list. I'll get back to you.
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03-11-2009, 06:55 PM | #6 |
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easier to tear stuff down than build new
The drink stuff is superstition. You gonna notice the ice when you're drinking 40 proof booze?
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03-11-2009, 07:14 PM | #7 |
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How to Wipe Properly [for ladies]
1) Make sure the toilet paper roll is out not facing the wall to reduce the incidence of paint chips or splinters. 2) Wrap enough toilet paper around your hand to cover most of your forearm as well. 3) Start by going behind your back with your toilet paper wrapped hand. 4) Move your hand underneath and towards the front of your pubic area. 5) Bring your hand and arm back behind your back in a wiping gesture. 6) Unwrap paper and repeat.
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03-11-2009, 08:34 PM | #8 |
Are you knock-kneed?
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03-11-2009, 08:49 PM | #9 |
I can hear my ears
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How to be an Asshole That People Like Anyway™
1. be lumberjim 2. don't be The Mercenary
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03-11-2009, 08:54 PM | #10 | |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Another Jim fantasy uncovered.
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! Last edited by TheMercenary; 03-11-2009 at 09:06 PM. |
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03-11-2009, 09:11 PM | #11 |
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How to get banned from freerepublic.com:
1. Reg an account, using a proxy. 2. Find the biggest right wingnut jackass on the board. 3. Say you knew him "back in 'Nam", "in his unit", etc, to match whatever claims he made. 4. Reminisce a bit. Be a little over the top, but do not jump the shark. 5. When his lame ass agrees with you, announce that you just made everything up, and that he's a fraud. 6. Post photoshopped pics of a naked Bea Arthur until a mod finally shows up (less than one minute, on average). 7. You have been banned from this site. Date ban will be lifted: Never.
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03-11-2009, 09:13 PM | #12 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
03-11-2009, 09:20 PM | #13 |
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Why do you water down your booze?
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03-12-2009, 06:43 AM | #14 |
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Lather
Rinse Repeat
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