Money, Big money

xoxoxoBruce · 12-30-2019, 10:34 AM

In this group it just score keeping, but when you make the list what are you going to do with it?
Buy a pizza for everyone in the country? That wouldn't even put a dent in it.
Buy a congress critter? Hell, buy them all.
Fly all the Dwellers in for a drunken brawl? Can't wait.

What would you do?

Undertoad · 12-30-2019, 10:40 AM

Vaccinate the children of Africa and save millions upon millions of lives. Thanks Mr. Gates!

Griff · 12-30-2019, 11:06 AM

Force my backwards vision of education down every-bodies throat. Thanks Mr. Gates!

Diaphone Jim · 12-30-2019, 11:51 AM

Red underlines?

lumberjim · 12-30-2019, 11:56 AM

spell check

lumberjim · 12-30-2019, 11:58 AM

I'd buy the Dallas Cowboys and meddle more than Jerry Jones

Luce · 12-30-2019, 12:16 PM

I would spend half of it on hookers and blow, then I'd just waste the other half.

Griff · 12-30-2019, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diaphone Jim

Red underlines?

I assume they're on mine, I was conforming to the spellcheck on my screen which was very wrong. Are you on mobile? I only get spell check in the editing box...

footfootfoot · 12-30-2019, 12:55 PM

Divide that by 350 million and you get about 4,000.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-30-2019, 12:58 PM

I typed it up in a Word Doc and took a screen shot for a jpg because vBulliten don't like spaces.
Before I took the screen shot I eliminated the spell checks but the jpg was too spread out.
I figured I'd slice and dice it in photoshop but it was crooked as shit.
Back to the Word Doc and straighten it up then again eliminate the spell checks one at a time.
But I still wasn't happy with the spacing so back to the Word Doc and fixed that.
But rather than go through all those spell checks again I said fuck it, I'll just remove the color in shop so it's not so noticeable.

but I forgot.

I agree that after taking care of a few personal acquaintances, I'd let Mr and Mrs Gates handle much of the distribution as they have studied what needs doing and what will get the most bang for the buck.

That's after making all Cellar Dwellers millionaires of course... yeah, even tw.

Gravdigr · 12-30-2019, 08:08 PM

You'll know if I break the million dollar mark...

...cause you won't hear from my happy ass no more.

sexobon · 12-30-2019, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

...cause you won't hear from my happy ass no more. ..

Do I understand you to say that you wouldn't be talkin' out your ass no more?

Griff · 12-31-2019, 07:30 AM

He will continue but folks will have to listen because he's rich.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2019, 08:27 AM

He will continue but folks won't have to listen because they're rich.

Diaphone Jim · 12-31-2019, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

You'll know if I break the million dollar mark...

...cause you won't hear from my happy ass no more.

That's rich.

12-30-2019, 10:34 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Money, Big money In this group it just score keeping, but when you make the list what are you going to do with it? Buy a pizza for everyone in the country? That wouldn't even put a dent in it. Buy a congress critter? Hell, buy them all. Fly all the Dwellers in for a drunken brawl? Can't wait. What would you do? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-30-2019, 11:06 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Force my backwards vision of education down every-bodies throat. Thanks Mr. Gates! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-30-2019, 11:56 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	spell check __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-30-2019, 11:58 AM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'd buy the Dallas Cowboys and meddle more than Jerry Jones __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-30-2019, 12:16 PM	#7
Luce Weaponized Funk Join Date: Nov 2019 Location: Arizona Posts: 446	I would spend half of it on hookers and blow, then I'd just waste the other half. __________________ Finagle's Law takes no prisoners.

12-30-2019, 10:40 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Vaccinate the children of Africa and save millions upon millions of lives. Thanks Mr. Gates!

12-30-2019, 11:51 AM	#4
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Red underlines?

12-30-2019, 12:55 PM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Divide that by 350 million and you get about 4,000. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-30-2019, 12:58 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I typed it up in a Word Doc and took a screen shot for a jpg because vBulliten don't like spaces. Before I took the screen shot I eliminated the spell checks but the jpg was too spread out. I figured I'd slice and dice it in photoshop but it was crooked as shit. Back to the Word Doc and straighten it up then again eliminate the spell checks one at a time. But I still wasn't happy with the spacing so back to the Word Doc and fixed that. But rather than go through all those spell checks again I said fuck it, I'll just remove the color in shop so it's not so noticeable. but I forgot. I agree that after taking care of a few personal acquaintances, I'd let Mr and Mrs Gates handle much of the distribution as they have studied what needs doing and what will get the most bang for the buck. That's after making all Cellar Dwellers millionaires of course... yeah, even tw. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-30-2019, 08:08 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You'll know if I break the million dollar mark... ...cause you won't hear from my happy ass no more. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-31-2019, 07:30 AM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	He will continue but folks will have to listen because he's rich. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-31-2019, 08:27 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He will continue but folks won't have to listen because they're rich. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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