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02-27-2009, 12:41 AM | #1 |
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Feb 27, 2009: Bed of Nails
No, not the skinny Hindu in a diaper and turban type bed of nails.
This guy noticed a bunch of steel, bang with a hammer type, nails in the corner of his porch. The next thing he knows, a bird has added a few twigs to the nails, and made a bed which she's sitting on. She must have been good in bed because next there's eggs... then chicklets. The bed of nails was productive.
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02-27-2009, 02:46 AM | #2 |
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What a considerate mother bird.
Built-in toothpicks to take care of those stringy pieces that get stuck between my teeth after the barbecue. |
02-27-2009, 04:06 AM | #3 |
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Wow newtimer. quick to the draw!
Bird's got long nails. |
02-27-2009, 05:47 AM | #4 |
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Shish ka-squab!
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02-27-2009, 07:56 AM | #5 |
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And the babies' names are Rusty and Patina.
And here's how it all happened. First, too many screwdrivers. Then she got hammered. Then she got nailed.
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02-27-2009, 09:37 AM | #6 |
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Eggcellent.
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02-27-2009, 10:03 AM | #7 |
I got nothing
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Or would that be REproductive? Sorry...couldn't resist.
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02-27-2009, 10:23 AM | #8 |
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Quite right, I stand corrected.
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02-27-2009, 03:43 PM | #9 |
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I can't wait til this is ova.
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02-27-2009, 04:57 PM | #10 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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Bed of (s)nails anyone?
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02-27-2009, 11:57 PM | #11 |
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This indicates that in this bird's surroundings, nails are more easily got than twigs.
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03-03-2009, 08:10 PM | #12 |
...you smell something?
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Omelette y'all get away with these puns.
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03-04-2009, 06:51 PM | #13 |
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Katkeeper offers this artist's eerily-correct rendition of a nest. What's the medium, K? |
03-04-2009, 06:56 PM | #14 |
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It is stone, steel and the eggs are enamel on fine silver (.999 pure silver). A similar nest by the same artist is on the Enamelist Society brochure. I think I need to send her the url so that she can see a bird has copied her!
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03-04-2009, 08:59 PM | #15 |
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And sue the damn thing for breach of copyright. Damn freeloading animals, we should break all their legs.
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