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View Poll Results: how do you feel about polls?
Love a good poll 11 40.74%
Like clicking the little box, so I'm for em 11 40.74%
this redundant thread is redundant 10 37.04%
don't much lke the pressure of having to choose 6 22.22%
hate polls......hate 'em.....dunno why, just hate 'em 4 14.81%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 27. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 05-25-2004, 06:50 AM   #1
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polls

what do you think about polls?
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:12 AM   #2
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I have nothing against polls, and I think we can all agree that it's in very poor taste to tell all those vicious jokes about them.
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:38 AM   #3
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I don't like them because my answers are usually more complicated than the choices given in the polls. I tend to obsess over them, trying to figure out what the pollsters are trying to figure out, etc., etc.

My favorite poll question is a common one having to do with identfying the poll takers.

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I get to check 3 and always do to be accurate, but also to make a statement about polls.
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Old 05-25-2004, 09:15 AM   #4
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Why does the new poll-ish navy have glass bottomed boats?
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Old 05-25-2004, 09:21 AM   #5
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So they can make sure they're right side up?
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Old 05-25-2004, 09:22 AM   #6
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That's good too, but the traditional answer is:

"to see the old poll-ish navy."
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Old 05-25-2004, 10:35 AM   #7
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I like flagpolls the best. Especially when they are shiny and new. Sometimes there's underwear at the top.
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Old 05-25-2004, 09:31 PM   #8
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how do you get a one armed poll out of a tree?

ps. don't get me started on dead baby jokes or 'amputee' jokes...
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:36 PM   #9
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I would like to apologize for this thread. I wouldn't have done it, but I had a poll up my ass.
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:46 PM   #10
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What if you did a poll about a thread about polls?
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:50 PM   #11
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are you asking if the poll up my ass has a poll up its ass?
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:59 PM   #12
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Maybe you could do a poll about the poll up your ass.
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:03 PM   #13
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Where are the pole dancers?
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:35 PM   #14
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You're slacking. Who's the Dirty Ol' Man here?
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Old 05-27-2004, 11:51 PM   #15
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HEY! If y'all don't cut it out, I'm calling the POLL-EASE!
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