August 1, 2007: Goring at Pamplona

Undertoad · 08-01-2007, 10:43 AM

The annual running of the bulls sometimes produces an IotD, and it certainly has here. bigw00dy finds this item, the full story here...

Quote:

A bull that broke from the pack seriously gored two American brothers, catching one on each of its horns during the running of the bulls festival in Pamplona, where both were recovering Friday in the hospital.

Lawrence and Michael Lenahan were gored simultaneously by the bull, which also injured 11 other people Thursday. It was the worst day for injuries in the nine-day festival.

"I started yelling at my brother to show him I was bleeding everywhere but he showed me he was bleeding everywhere," said Lawrence Lenahan, a 26-year-old Air Force captain from Hermosa Beach, Calif., in a telephone interview from his hospital bed.

He was gored in the buttocks, while Michael Lenahan, 23, of Philadelphia, was injured in his leg and was recovering well from surgery at the same hospital.

All I can say is

ow.

Flint · 08-01-2007, 10:46 AM

His leg got ƒucked, up.

Uisge Beatha · 08-01-2007, 11:19 AM

Damn, that's so nasty even I can't joke about it.

Almost.

Looks like he emulated the high heel race winner and tried to get a leg up on the competition.

Spacecow · 08-01-2007, 11:28 AM

Things under the skin = AIIIIIEEEEEEE.

barefoot serpent · 08-01-2007, 11:31 AM

That's gonna leave a mark.

Shawnee123 · 08-01-2007, 11:31 AM

[channelling Nelson Muntz]Ha Ha! [\channelling Nelson Muntz]

jinx · 08-01-2007, 11:34 AM

Where's the simultaneous butt goring???

wolf · 08-01-2007, 12:39 PM

Was either of those Lenahan brothers the third miracle for the canonization of John Neuman? I know that was the family name of the kid ... couldn't be, though, they're too young, by a smidge.

Shawnee123 · 08-01-2007, 12:39 PM

Yeah, a butt-goring would have been the icing on the ass, so to speak.

jinx · 08-01-2007, 01:02 PM

Hey UT, the full story link isn't right.

Silazius · 08-01-2007, 01:31 PM

Tis but a flesh-wound....NOT!

smurfalicious · 08-01-2007, 01:34 PM

I was hoping for a little anal action.

EDIT:
wrong thread, sorry.

Sarasvati48 · 08-01-2007, 01:45 PM

Unfortuanately, that Air Force captain is due for some consequences under the UCMJ...

Undertoad · 08-01-2007, 02:14 PM

Link fixed

Gravdigr · 08-01-2007, 04:16 PM

In his best Austin Powers accent: Do I make you horny?

08-01-2007, 10:46 AM	#2
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08-01-2007, 11:31 AM	#5
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	That's gonna leave a mark. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

08-01-2007, 11:31 AM	#6
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08-01-2007, 11:34 AM	#7
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Where's the simultaneous butt goring??? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

08-01-2007, 12:39 PM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Was either of those Lenahan brothers the third miracle for the canonization of John Neuman? I know that was the family name of the kid ... couldn't be, though, they're too young, by a smidge. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-01-2007, 11:19 AM	#3
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	Damn, that's so nasty even I can't joke about it. Almost. Looks like he emulated the high heel race winner and tried to get a leg up on the competition.

08-01-2007, 11:28 AM	#4
Spacecow adsfffyoao Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 5	Things under the skin = AIIIIIEEEEEEE.

08-01-2007, 01:02 PM	#10
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Hey UT, the full story link isn't right. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

08-01-2007, 01:31 PM	#11
Silazius Sibling of the Commonweal Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lansdowne, PA Posts: 16	Wow! Tis but a flesh-wound....NOT!

08-01-2007, 01:34 PM	#12
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	I was hoping for a little anal action. EDIT: wrong thread, sorry. __________________

08-01-2007, 01:45 PM	#13
Sarasvati48 Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 46	Unfortuanately, that Air Force captain is due for some consequences under the UCMJ...

08-01-2007, 02:14 PM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Link fixed

08-01-2007, 04:16 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	In his best Austin Powers accent: Do I make you horny?

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