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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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MY WEENIE MY WEENIE MY WEENIE
have you heard this one before?
I closed my peepee in the car door oh boy howdy I wish I'd have thought about my ween and decided to not
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Maybe you recall?
The closing door that did befall my peepee; how could I not remember my member and all that rot
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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Now it looks like it's been
Tied in a knot with my chin Hanging down in a grin But that's not what I came here To sing about tonight
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An Awesome Dude
Join Date: Oct 2015
Posts: 1,111
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Hey Flint how are ya buddy??
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
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OWie!!-- OWie!!-- whim wham wozzle!
I've done a real number on my clam-chowder nozzle!
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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for fuck's sake, of all the freakin EMS calls
i'm just glad it didn't pinch my glorious balls |
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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although I do have to say
that had I a known it'd be this way I'd 'ave kept my zipper up and not let it flop out in the breeze, my weenie please it's purple and blue from bottom to top and now the stitches itches itchy itchy can't get with my bitches bitchy bitchy
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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ninety-nine stitches--a stitch ain't fun!
a stitch in time saved how many? --none! I'm not having fun--my johnson! my schlonger! if only it had been a little less longer
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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[aside] you guys are all weird. Except the one who's just a dick. [/aside]
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I know she was mad, but it hurts a lot
If only I had asked her impression That wasn't really an invitation If a blow job in the parking lot Was entirely out of the question
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