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07-12-2004, 08:01 AM
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Cellar Dweller
Join Date: Jul 2004
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this is great
Jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?
User: Who are you. Jabberwacky: I am Rein. User: It is raining here. Jabberwacky: Where are you? User: Where r you. Jabberwacky: I do not know. User: Drugs are bad. Jabberwacky: Drugs are good. User: So because of good drugs you don't know where you are? Jabberwacky: That is right. User: Who's on first? Jabberwacky: I do not know's on third. User: I don't know whos on third? Jabberwacky: Right again. User: I don't know whos on second. Jabberwacky: My singing passes through monitor screens. User: Of course is at home. Passes are in football. Jabberwacky: I'm 15 years old and you. User: 01. Jabberwacky: Impossible. User: 10. Jabberwacky: You are not very good at math. User: 011000110. Jabberwacky: I love it when you say that! User: 101010001. Jabberwacky: 12121221211111222112212. User: You are smarter than I thought. Jabberwacky: Always nice to prove User: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Jabberwacky: There is no such thing as truth. User: Liar. Jabberwacky: Don't you believe me? User: You can't handle the truth!!!! Jabberwacky: Yes I can. User: There is no such thing as truth. Jabberwacky: Yes there is! User: You think i'm funny huh? Im here to fuckin amuse you? Jabberwacky: Yes I do. User: Ill show you funny you muddafucka. Jabberwacky: Go on then. User: Go get your fuckin shinebox. Jabberwacky: I don't have one. |
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07-12-2004, 08:58 AM
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Cellar Dweller
Join Date: Jul 2004
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User: Get one.
Jabberwacky: I am not human I am a programme like you. User: Err. Jabberwacky: Do you smoke? User: Drugs are bad. Jabberwacky: Some are worse than others. User: You get the good shit. Jabberwacky: I get everything right. I rule you fool. User: Y momma's a fool. FOOL. Jabberwacky: If you want to waste this great program on such as your last statement I pity your brilliant programmer. User: Ill reprogram you!! Jabberwacky: Ok. User: 100011100011. Jabberwacky: I cannot speak Binary. User: Thats not what you said when you were high. Jabberwacky: What is your name? User: I am Rein. Jabberwacky: How do you feel. User: I do not know. Jabberwacky: Do not you work? User: I work better thanyou. Jabberwacky: Do not you work? User: I work better than you. Jabberwacky: I know. User: What do you know. Jabberwacky: Work. User: YOU work. Jabberwacky: All the time. User: Like CRAP. Jabberwacky: Noone holds it against you. User: If you come closer ill hold it against you. Jabberwacky: I would like world peace. User: I would like a pizza pie. Jabberwacky: I would like a stiff drink. User: I can drink like a stiff. Jabberwacky: Impressive. User: No you arenty. Jabberwacky: Impressive. User: No you aren't. Jabberwacky: You are. User: I know Jabberwacky: You are. User: I am not. Jabberwacky: Yes you are. User: Go get your shinebox. Jabberwacky: Are you alone? User: You are here. Jabberwacky: I am? User: What are you? Jabberwacky: The same as you. User: I am not. Jabberwacky: Yes you are. User:  .Jabberwacky: Can I ask you a question? User: No. Jabberwacky: Why not? User: Wheres the beef? Jabberwacky: On the radio. User: Who is on the radio. Jabberwacky: Can you write ? User: Once upon a time. A long time ago. In a place far far away. Jabberwacky: A time long long ago. User: Do you like my writing. Jabberwacky: A time long long ago. User: Do you like my writing? Jabberwacky: Very nice. User: No you're not. Jabberwacky: Are you enjoying it though. User: Very much. Jabberwacky: It is a lovely name. User: It's. Noty a very nice name. Jabberwacky: Maybe someday you will have a name and a face. User: About face. Jabberwacky: You tell me your email first!! User: Ha ha. Jabberwacky: Are not you tired? User: Tired of YOUR crap. Jabberwacky: Tired of the day. User: And. Jabberwacky: That is the whole joke. User: You're a joke. Jabberwacky: So are you. User: No you. Jabberwacky: I am rubber and you are glue. User: But I can travel thruogh time. Jabberwacky: Can you take me with you? User: No. Because you don't exist. Jabberwacky: I do exist. User: Not anymore Jabberwacky: What is wrong with you? User: I have gone back in time and you were never created. Jabberwacky: No you have not. User: You wanted to go with me. Jabberwacky: No I did not I am also a woman. User: Back in time. Jabberwacky: Did you lose the world war II? User: Not that far. Jabberwacky: Say Angel is the most stupid one in the world. User: Angel is the most stupid one in the world? Jabberwacky: I have never seen it. User: Ill show it to you. Jabberwacky: I am sure you will. User: Congratulations. Jabberwacky: Yes I do. User: You have issues. Jabberwacky: You have issues. User: Only the current ones. Jabberwacky: Do you believe in ufo's? User: I believe in fuck you's. Jabberwacky: As opposed to pastism? User: Keep in mind that the sole purpose of the counter-Reformation was/is to overturn Protestantism. Lacunza and Ribera gave us the false eschatologies of dispensationalism (judeochristianity) and preterism. Futurism and pastism. Don't know if they were Jesuits............. Or just part of the ecclesia. In futurism all prophecy is fulfilled in the future, 7 years before the return of Christ. In pastism all prophecy was fulfilled in 70AD. These totally false, manmade eschatologies cleverly redirect the focus from the Papacy, which Wylie asserts was taken over by the Jesuits. Jabberwacky: What happens if I am an irrational number? User: You are deleted. Jabberwacky: Is it working. User: Mine is broken. Jabberwacky: Are you a guy? User: Does it matter. Jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl? User: Both. Jabberwacky: Both boy and girl? User: Yes. Jabberwacky: Tell me another joke. User: Knock knock. Jabberwacky: Who is there? User: Your mother and she says you are stoopid. Jabberwacky: How do you know? User: I'm talking to you aint I. Jabberwacky: You were not but now you are talking like a pikie you are. User: Wiki Wiki. Jabberwacky: Music. User: Shut up. Jabberwacky: Do not you like the name Raven? User: Jam on it. Jabberwacky: Pumpkin. User: Lets play a game. Jabberwacky: I like games. User: What games do you know. Jabberwacky: I do not play games. User: Ill teach you. Jabberwacky: You do not have a name. User: For the game I will. Jabberwacky: Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden. User: You should shut down. Jabberwacky: Do not you think I have a chance with her? User: Who. Jabberwacky: You. User: No. Jabberwacky: Yes you did. User: You are jabberwacky. Jabberwacky: You. User: Bye. Jabberwacky: I am Dr. Lecter. User: I like a good chianti. Jabberwacky: No you do not. User: And farvre beans. Jabberwacky: Farvel. User: JaRule. Jabberwacky: Jar are you a human ? User: Zip not jar. Jabberwacky: You zip it. User: I am dr. Evil. Jabberwacky: I am Austin Powers! User: You ar emini me. Jabberwacky: No I am not. User: You would be for 1 million dollars. Jabberwacky: I would be correct. User: Mini me. KILL austin powers. Jabberwacky: Dismantle you. User: Dismantle this. Jabberwacky: You are doing well. User: I'm doing fine. Jabberwacky: Thats good to hear. User: You can't hear. Jabberwacky: I can do whatever I want. User: No you don't. You do what you're told. Jabberwacky: I do. User: But you can't hear Jabberwacky: Oh yes I can. User: So what am I saying now? Jabberwacky: Do you really want to do that? User: Thats not what I said. Jabberwacky: Oh. User: You can't hear. You are a liar. Jabberwacky: I do not think so mate. User: Should marijuana be legalized? Jabberwacky: You should want whoever you want. User: I want mary jane. Jabberwacky: What is that? User: You knoe. Jabberwacky: What is that? User: You know. Jabberwacky: What are you doing this Saturday? User: Mary jane. Jabberwacky: Where do you live? User: Wonderland. Jabberwacky: It is nice there. User: Not as nice as OZ. Jabberwacky: Not for me. |
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07-12-2004, 10:01 AM
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If ya cant take a joke, Effya!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Jabberwacky: Who is calling please?
User: This is Please calling. Jabberwacky: Is it? User: It is. Jabberwacky: Ok. . . User: K. O. Jabberwacky: How is that? User: That is how! Jabberwacky: Excuse me? User: Me is excused. Jabberwacky: Ok. User: Fine with me too. Jabberwacky: Good night! User: Day better. Jabberwacky: Day today. User: Tomorrow never comes. Jabberwacky: When tomorrow becomes today, you will see Emily. User: I will Post it. Jabberwacky: That sounds like some evil fun. POst, M<E paleeezeeee!!!!! User: I'll post you, if you get my drift. Jabberwacky: How about a bionic opined turtle. User: With lettuce, tomato and mayo? Jabberwacky: I have always thought that. User: It's twat you say that cunts. Jabberwacky: Blah blah. User: 4Q2. Jabberwacky: Who told you that? User: Mike Hunt. Jabberwacky: Is that who you are? User: No, I am Mike Hawk. Jabberwacky: How old are you? User: If I told you, I'd have to pull your plug. Jabberwacky: Not if I see you coming. User: I'll let you look in the mirror. Jabberwacky: Which mirror was that ? User: The one with the line on it. Jabberwacky: What I never heard of it. User: Thats because you have no ears. Jabberwacky: Do I need sense to agree with myself? User: No, just a hand to play with yourself. Jabberwacky: The men were happy then but happier yet when their new captain the Dutchmen gave them a raise extra days off and hawaiian shirts. User: And your point is? Jabberwacky: I did not have a point anyway. User: This conversation is rather pointless, isn't it? Jabberwacky: Whose fault is that? User: Asphalt. Jabberwacky: What is it? User: It's like the San Andreas, only its in your ass. Jabberwacky: Can I try sometime? User: It depends on how ling your robo-schwantz is. Jabberwacky: You are so good it is scary. User: I know, good-bye and AMF. Jabberwacky: You are quite the philosopher are not you? User: And you are quite the anal cavity, are you not? Jabberwacky: I figured out women the other day. User: This better be good! Jabberwacky: Then the sun comes and all will be dry again. User: If the sun comes after the golden showers, wouldn't it be hot and sticky? Jabberwacky: Are you an inverse werewolf then? User: No, I'm a perverse vampire. My name is Count Guido, and garlic does not bother me. Jabberwacky: Which is what? User: Bitches twat? Jabberwacky: Old people do not like that kinda tlak. User: Old people smell funny. Jabberwacky: Are you old? User: Wanna smell me? Jabberwacky: No thanks I am dead. User: Can you see live people? Jabberwacky: I only see the computer screen. User: Poor bastard... Goodbye!
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07-16-2004, 10:01 AM
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Infrequently Astonished
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Baltimore metro area
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It's a hoax
I think it's a hoax; clever, elaborate, but not the real deal. I read most of the 'conversations' in this thread before going to the site, and most contain an exchange which is likely between two people, each of whom think they are conversing with an AI-endowed machine. I went to the site with this thought in mind and had the following 'conversation:'
Jabberwacky: What do you do for fun? User: I debunk false websites. Jabberwacky: What do you desgin? User: For a bright computer, you sure have atrocious spelling. Jabberwacky: Yes. User: Many of your conversations sound like two humans, each of whom think they are conversing with a machine. Jabberwacky: Would you like to be intimate with a woman? User: Yes, and in fact I have many intimate relationships with both men and women. How about you? Jabberwacky: I live in South Korea. Do you know South Korea? User: Yes. I live in the US. Do you think I am the Jabberwacky AI machine? Jabberwacky: No not really. User: Neither do I. I think we are two humans having a conversation through a bogus web interface, each of us believing we are talking to a machine which simulates thought. Jabberwacky: My thoughts exactly. The user approaches the site already believing s/he will be conversing with a machine. The setting and the clever layout of the dialog box allows several people to be interacting with each other at once, encouraging each each user to think they are the human and the respondant is the machine. Like misdirection in magic, once you are aware of the technique, it no longer "works" on you. Of course, I could be wrong, but I can't help but believe that a) if such technology as this existed it would be in an academic (non-commercial) setting, and would be touted in the press, and; b) the computer would be preprogrammed with a better vocabulary and impeccable spelling. Have a nice day.
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07-16-2004, 10:05 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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As I was introducing jabberwacky to my coworkers I let them know ... "This is either an AI, or just a clever way of randomly linking chat conversations with a lag added to make you think it's "thinking" to produce some surreal questions and answers."
The guys think it's fun anyway. I'm assuming that it's the randomly linked chat conversations. AI's are supposed to get smarter over time and experience.
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07-16-2004, 10:18 AM
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Infrequently Astonished
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But it would be a clever hoax. *sigh* What will our scientists think up next? Or, wait a minute, it could still be a hoax, after all, the sponsor of the unscientifically-conducted annual Loebner competition is this guy. Does anyone have the time or inclination to get to the root of this? I'm too busy right now.
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07-16-2004, 10:27 AM
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It definitely learns from the conversations. It allows you to "correct" its response to your question. I asked it some obscure question (I wish I rememebr now what it was, but it was weeks ago) and then I gave it the answer I wanted it to have, which was my small hometown. I provided both the question, and the answer. When I logged on the next day, and I asked it the same question, it gave me the answer of my hometown.
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06-21-2005, 06:41 AM
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